Topic: red wine

What Red Wine Can Do

What Red Wine Can Do

Red wine can definitely fight the effects of aging.

Red wine will clear up your acne, but it will replace the acne with migraines.

Red wine will enable you to “have it all” but it will give your children autism. If your children already have autism, it will give them a peanut allergy. If your children already have a peanut allergy, it will turn them into human-sized dragonflies.

Red wine is the winning taste in the 2013 Do Us a Flavor Lay’s Potato Chip flavor contest. More »

Makeup Inspired By: Red Wine Stains

Makeup Inspired By: Red Wine Stains

I am a big fan of red wine. Or, rather, I am a huge fan of red wine because of what tends to accompany it when I choose to have a glass: great food, happy friends, dark chocolate, lovely memories, horrible hangovers…

Unfortunately, there are other things that come along with every sip that are much less fun than chocolate, boozy delights: red wine stains. More »

Gallery: Evening Rituals That Won’t Turn You Into Bridget Jones

Gallery: Evening Rituals That Won't Turn You Into Bridget Jones
Instead of Yoga....
Take Up Irish Stick Fighting Classes
Instead of Red Wine...
Try Absinthe
Instead of a Bubble Bath...

You’re relaxing alone by taking a bubble bath while drinking a glass of red wine? Because you just got back from your yoga class where you meditated? Oh, and afterwards you’re going to eat some low-fat ice cream while watching animal videos on YouTube?

Oh, God, us too. Shit.

All of these activities, taken individually, sound fine. All of them coupled together are morphing us into a Bridget Jones caricature. So we came up with some newer, cooler alternatives.[
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