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I have probably never had any affection for Reese Witherspoon until hearing about this drunk driving incident she was involved in. And now I have approximately seven million tons of affection for her. Look. It should go without saying that her husband, Jim Toth‘s drunken driving is absolutely unacceptable. While Reese didn’t stop him from getting behind the wheel–she’s also not the one responsible for it. Because she was too busy being awesome. More
As you probably know by now, American’s Sweetheart Reese Witherspoon was arrested this weekend for disorderly conduct, after chewing out a police officer for pulling over her (intoxicated) husband, Jim Toth. She even employed that age-old celebrity fallback–”Do you know who I am?” by demanding “Do you know my name?” and warning the office, soon after, “You’re about to find out who I am.” Reese Witherspoon, turns out (thankfully), is not someone whose fame enables her loved ones to drive drunk with impunity. More
Of all the celebrities I anticipated seeing arrested this week, Reese Witherspoon was admittedly not one of them. Frequently deemed ‘America’s Sweetheart’ given her rather adorable role choices, stereotypical “girl next door” look and bubbly onscreen personality, it comes as a bit of a shock that both Witherspoon and husband Jim Toth were arrested on Friday night.
Please please please, let us get what we want this time — let us know that this had something to do with the bend & snap. More
Have you seen “Actresses Without Teeth?” Right, you’re going to want to. Here’s a pretty good summary of them. People have been talking about how seeing their favorite actresses (like Reese Witherspoon, above) without teeth is horrifying, and I wondered, why? I mean, obviously, nice teeth are important in terms our attraction to someone, but what about this makes it the worst thing you’ve ever seen? Here’s why: More
I will stop talking about this when people stop doing it. More
Despite Reese Witherspoon‘s hospital scare not too far back, the mother welcomed a healthy baby this morning. In her third go round the maternity ward, Reese is now mother to a second son and is reportedly doing fine. Too bad I can’t say the same for her rather irksome name choice. More
Drew Barrymore married Will Kopelman this weekend in a low-key-for-famous-people backyard wedding. More
Something something White House Correspondents’ Dinner but what matters is LINDSAY LOHAN WAS THERE. “Why?” should be your first question. Also, it was a night of many blondes: Charlize Theron, Kate Upton, Rachel Zoe, Reese Witherspoon, Kate Hudson… and Kim Kardashian in green velvet. Why was she there? Was is she anywhere? We don’t know anymore. Let’s look at dresses.
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“There ain’t no sex like an ex, ain’t no sex like an ex.” – Kanye West, during a seven-minute freestyle at a concert in Australia.
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The 69th annual Golden Globe Awards red carpet is happening… effectively right now. To all of you who snickered at “69,” we’re pleased to have you with us. In any event, the gowns have come pouring in and here’s what we have: Angelina Jolie, Reese Witherspoon, Charlize Theron, Natalie Portman, Tilda Swinton, Emma Stone, Mila Kunis, Jessica Alba, Tina Fey, and many, many more. Enjoy (and let us know your votes for best and worst)! More
This morning, I learned (from Birchbox) that “country cutie” Taylor Swift has procured bangs. Typically, when celebrities get drastic haircuts, it is news. Here are 16 other examples of celebrities known for their bangs (at one point or another). Although looking at this gallery is perfect mindless activity for a Friday afternoon, we simply cannot have mass brain cell death on our conscious, so we’ve helpfully embedded some La Rochefoucauld maxims for your browsing pleasure. More
PETA is really mad this time. More
“You just want to get your nails done with her and you want to make out with her – at least I do!” – Reese Witherspoon on Jennifer Aniston. More
Let me ask you something — if you got hit by a car less than a week ago, what would you be doing today? More
