Usually when we hear about the GOP saying something incredibly stupid about women’s bodies, it is coming from the mouth of a man. Whether it’s that females can shut down hella unwanted sperm from legitimate rape or that pregnancies resulting from … More
So, Lena Dunham made an ad suggesting that your “first time” should be with someone who “who cares whether you get health insurance, and specifically whether you get birth control.” It’s funny because “first time” applies to voting, not sex! Quite honestly, what I got out of it was that your first time sleeping with someone should be with someone who cares about you, ditto, your first time voting. I’m not that offended by that. But other people are! Check out some Republican responses to it here: More
You know, I used to think that I would vote Republican if they could just get through a month without any member of the party saying something I found morally reprehensible. I’m older now, so I have lowered my limit to a week. This is not that week. Partly because of Ann Coulter, but mostly because of Donald Trump. More
If there’s one thing that conservative-leaning men love, it’s stifling all of their weird sexual urges until they can unleash them all directly into the cleavage of a sex worker. More
I am calling you on the broccoli phone. More
I really resent having to tell you that there will be spoilers in a post whose title indicates that there will be hundreds of spoilers, so lets just pretend this didn’t happen. You didn’t need this warning because you’re an intelligent human being. More
The traditional Republican platform includes an emphasis on small government. More
Sure you do. More
Unsure of your boyfriend/husband/gentleman-friend’s political party? Does he enjoy good music, but also the politics of Margaret Thatcher? Alternatively, does he hate good music, yet support Occupy Wall Street (and, if so, was he the one playing the bongo drums?) Is it all just very confusing?
Wonder no more! We made you a helpful chart! In helpfully clear, patriotic colors with donkey and elephant drawings. Because TheGloss is nothing if not service oriented. Here it is. It has a lot to do with the wearing of suits, frankly. More
Look, at TheGloss, like some deranged fortune cookie, we’re all partial to believing that whatever our political party is parties the hardest…in bed. But then, we’re not sleeping with a bunch of different women. So we went to men who are, and asked them whether they found Republicans or Democrats to be better in bed. We’ll also asked whether they were a Democrat or Republican to see if they were biased towards their own party. The answers will probably surprise you. More
You really can’t fuck with Meghan McCain, so it’s a little unclear as to why Bristol Palin tried to. More
“You’ve always wanted to be a rock-climber, Sarah!”
“Rock climber or rock star?” Sarah quips.
The first episode of Sarah Palin’s Alaska is now available online. The 8-part television series premiere will be on Sunday, November 14, at 9 p.m. on TLC. According to The New York Times, the show promises to show Alaska through “Ms. Palin’s eyes.” More