Topic: rich people

Is It Still ‘Punk’ If It Costs $25,000 & Involves Anna Wintour?

Is It Still 'Punk' If It Costs $25,000 & Involves Anna Wintour?

I am displeased with the Met Gala’s “Punk: Chaos to Couture” theme, but I’m having a hard time pinpointing why. However, because I’m pretty sure I am not alone on this front, and because we have spotted other blogs putting up photos of Gary Oldman playing Sid Vicious without realizing that it’s Gary Oldman in costume, I think it is probably a good idea to examine why this theme is stupid.

Full disclosure: I do not know much about punk. More »

Gallery: New Tumblr ‘Rich Kids Of Instagram’ Hastens The Coming Class War

Gallery: New Tumblr 'Rich Kids Of Instagram' Hastens The Coming Class War
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Hey there! You, in the non-designer potato sack, eating beans out of a can that you have warmed up over a fire made from the un-opened collection notices that arrive at your hovel daily. Need some inspiration to finally take your grievances to the streets? Look no further than “Rich Kids Of Instagram,” a tumblr created to collect all the most egregious examples of conspicuous consumption porn posted on the internet. How bad is it? Let’s take a look. More »

Illustrated Guide: How To Marry A Wealthy Man

Illustrated Guide: How To Marry A Wealthy Man
Précis
1. Show him the $100 bill you've taped to your vagina
2. Demonstrate your fitness as a mate
3. Better yourself
4. Take up rich people sports

Last week, we brought you an Illustrated Guide explaining how to seduce a wealthy man. Here’s what we said:

We’ve devoted a couple Illustrated Guides to the overwhelmingly stupid idea of spending $2000+ on a handbag just for the logo. But don’t worry, ladies, we just haven’t gotten to the convenient loophole: if you can convince someone else to spend $2000 on a handbag and give it to you, you are actually a genius. The only trick is you have to fuck ‘em first.

Wealthy dudes are everywhere right now: doing BDSM stuff and making spreadsheets. The field is wide open. This week’s Guide explains how to land one.

Now, we’re going to teach you how to seal the deal and “marry his credulous ass.” Let’s go! More »

Illustrated Guide: How To Seduce A Wealthy Man

Illustrated Guide: How To Seduce A Wealthy Man
1. Figure out why you want to seduce a wealthy man
2. Come to terms with your shallowness
3. Spend your entire savings on a new wardrobe
4. Get a tan and lose some weight
5. Act mysterious

We’ve devoted a couple Illustrated Guides to the overwhelmingly stupid idea of spending $2000+ on a handbag just for the logo. But don’t worry, ladies, we just haven’t gotten to the convenient loophole: if you can convince someone else to spend $2000 on a handbag and then give it to you, you are actually a genius. The only trick is you have to fuck ‘em first.

Wealthy dudes are everywhere right now: doing BDSM stuff and making spreadsheets. The field is wide open. This week’s Guide explains how to land one. More »