Dior Homme seemingly needed a smoldering face that never, ever moved. So they chose Robert Pattinson! More
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- 158 days ago by Jennifer Wright
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This picture of of Twilight star Robert Pattinson modeling Chinese underwear is going to change your whole impression of him. Well, I mean, maybe not that much. Robert Pattinson is already known for wearing women’s clothing, so, really, this isn’t quite like finding out that Vin Diesel was a Chinese underwear model. Well, that we know of. Yet. More
- 174 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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Bad news: that beautiful, wonderful, largely internet-free time of the holiday break is over and we’ve been shaken from our red wine and champagne haze, returned to work, and returned to giving some kind of regrettable shit about people like Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. More

- 181 days ago by Crushable
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Remember when Keri Russell chopped off her famously tamed fro in Felicity? Too far back? Okay, how about when Robert Pattinson cut off his Edward hair in between Twilight movies? It’s obvious that using your hair to make a statement is nothing new, but this year 10 celebrities accepted the challenge and made hair care decisions that truly shocked us all. 2012: The year of the the hair. More
- 213 days ago by Mallory Ortberg
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In order of ascending probability:
- Group wedding
- Everyone cast in Ryan Murphy’s reimagining of Freaks and Geeks
- Allowed to join the Spy Kids franchise
- 215 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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his looks like a figure skating outfit for Cher. More
- 216 days ago by Samantha Escobar
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You should probably ignore all love philosophy I spew, but spew it I shall! And I would like to hear you spew yours, as well. I’ll stop saying spew now. More
- 217 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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It’s time for the final installment of Twilight and everyone to move on from this mess. Here’s the cast–including Kristen Stewart, Kristen Stewart’s Ass, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Dakota Fanning and many more–looking fancy and wistful in their shiny neutral finest on the red carpet last night. Also, was there a single (completely) successful look in the whole bunch? More
- 223 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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Have their publicists renewed their contracts? More
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- 228 days ago by Samantha Escobar
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C’mon R. Pattz–you are clearly a weird person. Be weird for me. Be weird so I can finally “get it,” dammit. Be my hero, baby. More
- 228 days ago by Jennifer Wright
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Kristen Stewart‘s foot will not stop tapping wildly in her first post-affair-scandal TV interview with Robert Pattinson, probably because she is a harlot. More
- 231 days ago by Samantha Escobar
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I may not be remotely attracted to Robert Pattinson, but I think he’ll be all right considering how much he’s about to get paid and by whom. More
- 232 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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The LACMA (ahem, Los Angeles County Museum Of Art‘s) Art + Film Gala went down in LA last night and all kinds of fancy people showed up (especially fashion types): behold Anna Wintour, Cameron Diaz, Ginnifer Goodwin, Florence Welch, Evan Rachel Wood, and Robert Pattinson, along with modeling royalty (Karlie Kloss, Amber Valletta, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley) and many more. More
- 272 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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Soon we can all be whole again! More





