It’s time for the final installment of Twilight and everyone to move on from this mess. Here’s the cast–including Kristen Stewart, Kristen Stewart’s Ass, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Dakota Fanning and many more–looking fancy and wistful in their shiny neutral finest on the red carpet last night. Also, was there a single (completely) successful look in the whole bunch? More
Topic: Robert Pattinson
Have their publicists renewed their contracts? More
C’mon R. Pattz–you are clearly a weird person. Be weird for me. Be weird so I can finally “get it,” dammit. Be my hero, baby. More
Kristen Stewart‘s foot will not stop tapping wildly in her first post-affair-scandal TV interview with Robert Pattinson, probably because she is a harlot. More
I may not be remotely attracted to Robert Pattinson, but I think he’ll be all right considering how much he’s about to get paid and by whom. More
The LACMA (ahem, Los Angeles County Museum Of Art‘s) Art + Film Gala went down in LA last night and all kinds of fancy people showed up (especially fashion types): behold Anna Wintour, Cameron Diaz, Ginnifer Goodwin, Florence Welch, Evan Rachel Wood, and Robert Pattinson, along with modeling royalty (Karlie Kloss, Amber Valletta, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley) and many more. More
Soon we can all be whole again! More
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I have a lot of sympathy for Kristen Stewart at the moment. I think it sucks that her personal flirtations with an older, married man are being tossed around in the press and blown into some huge, horrible ordeal. It’s really time for us all to move on.
But there’s one part of this whole mess that we need to be clear on first. Kristen Stewart is an adult. We shouldn’t forgive her because she’s 22-years-old and can’t be held accountable for her own choices. We should forgive her because she’s human and it’s none of our business anyways. More
Robert Pattinson went on “The Daily Show” last night to talk about his new movie, “Cosmopolis,” and his “break-up” with “ex-girlfriend” Kristen Stewart after she “cheated on him” with “Snow White and the Huntsman” director Rupert Sanders. More
In case you’ve been blissfully separated from the internet (and celebrity weeklies) for a while now, you know that Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson, her not-so-secret boyfriend of three years and fellow Twilight dreamweaver. But this isn’t about either of them, this is about the other two (the less famous ones) involved in this supernova of a publicity stunt. More
Oh, I think cheating on Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders was a shitty thing she did, I’m just not sure why we’re issuing public apologies. More
Yesterday, the western world was devastated to learn that Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson–her boyfriend of three years and Twilight co-star–with Rupert Sanders, the married director of her star vehicle, Snow White and the Huntsman. No matter what we do moving forward, unfortunately we can never go back to the time of perfect innocence before. However, we can become better… by which I mean, we can cheat without getting caught. Or, if we do get caught, we will find a good alternative to “offering a heartfelt apology.” Today’s Illustrated Guide will teach you how to cover up your infidelity with style and verve. More