Topic: Robert Pattinson

By The Way, Kristen Stewart Is A Grown Adult

By The Way, Kristen Stewart Is A Grown Adult

I have a lot of sympathy for Kristen Stewart at the moment. I think it sucks that her personal flirtations with an older, married man are being tossed around in the press and blown into some huge, horrible ordeal. It’s really time for us all to move on.

But there’s one part of this whole mess that we need to be clear on first. Kristen Stewart is an adult. We shouldn’t forgive her because she’s 22-years-old and can’t be held accountable for her own choices. We should forgive her because she’s human and it’s none of our business anyways. More »

Illustrated Guide: How To Hide Your Infidelity (So You Don’t Have To Apologize Like Kristen Stewart)

Illustrated Guide: How To Hide Your Infidelity (So You Don't Have To Apologize Like Kristen Stewart)

Yesterday, the western world was devastated to learn that Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson–her boyfriend of three years and Twilight co-star–with Rupert Sanders, the married director of her star vehicle, Snow White and the Huntsman. No matter what we do moving forward, unfortunately we can never go back to the time of perfect innocence before. However, we can become better… by which I mean, we can cheat without getting caught. Or, if we do get caught, we will find a good alternative to “offering a heartfelt apology.” Today’s Illustrated Guide will teach you how to cover up your infidelity with style and verve. More »

Vampire Sex Sucks: Were The Honeymoon Scenes In Breaking Dawn Worth The Wait?

Vampire Sex Sucks: Were The Honeymoon Scenes In Breaking Dawn Worth The Wait?

This is a place for Twilight fans to be comfortable in their Twilight-obsessed skin, and to celebrate the moment that got us into this whole mess in the first place: the fantasy of f*cking a vampire. You will not be judged here, or made to feel shame for loving something others mock. Your feminist beliefs will not be questioned, for we shall accept that it is possible to identify as such and yet still love the tale of a clumsy, insecure teen who’s sole reason for living is a possessive, old-fashioned vampire.

This is a place for Twilight fans to be comfortable in their Twilight-obsessed skin, and to celebrate the moment that got us into this whole mess in the first place: the fantasy of f*cking a vampire. You will not be judged here, or made to feel shame for loving something others mock. Your feminist beliefs will not be questioned, for we shall accept that it is possible to identify as such and yet still love the tale of a clumsy, insecure teen who’s sole reason for living is a possessive, old-fashioned vampire. More »