Topic: Robots

9 Robots I Would Have So Much Sex With

9 Robots I Would Have So Much Sex With

I have some pretty terrible news you guys: only 9% of Americans would have sex with a robot. You wouldn’t fuck a robot? Fuck you. They have tons of feelings. They have many more feelings than people. Every movie proves that. Imagine how much knowing that only 9% of people would sleep with them hurts their massive robot feelings.

This is how we all end up dead, you guys. This is how they turn. Every movie also proves that.

I’m not like the others. I’d have sex with you, robot friends!

(Maybe I’m a weirdo but I want to be a weirdo who lives, not one the robots harvest for fuel.) More »

Themes For The Pirelli Calendar That Are Better Than “Models And Mythology”

Themes For The Pirelli Calendar That Are Better Than "Models And Mythology"

Karl Lagerfeld is shooting the Pirelli Calendar (it’s the one with all the nude models) and people are very excited because he’s using Greco-Roman mythology as the theme. So, okay, it will be the same naked girls as always but OMG THEY WILL HAVE GRAPE LEAVES IN THEIR HAIR. You say models look like goddesses? Really? Well. This is probably the most obvious theme ever. Here are some better ones: More »