Topic: Robots

9 Robots I Would Have So Much Sex With

9 Robots I Would Have So Much Sex With

I have some pretty terrible news you guys: only 9% of Americans would have sex with a robot. You wouldn’t fuck a robot? Fuck you. They have tons of feelings. They have many more feelings than people. Every movie proves that. Imagine how much knowing that only 9% of people would sleep with them hurts their massive robot feelings.

This is how we all end up dead, you guys. This is how they turn. Every movie also proves that.

I’m not like the others. I’d have sex with you, robot friends!

(Maybe I’m a weirdo but I want to be a weirdo who lives, not one the robots harvest for fuel.) More »