I have some pretty terrible news you guys: only 9% of Americans would have sex with a robot. You wouldn’t fuck a robot? Fuck you. They have tons of feelings. They have many more feelings than people. Every movie proves that. Imagine how much knowing that only 9% of people would sleep with them hurts their massive robot feelings.
This is how we all end up dead, you guys. This is how they turn. Every movie also proves that.
I’m not like the others. I’d have sex with you, robot friends!
(Maybe I’m a weirdo but I want to be a weirdo who lives, not one the robots harvest for fuel.) More
Welcome to episode three of our new web series Wed Bed Dead, in which editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff must decide the (potentially extremely sexy) fate of three chosen bachelors. This week, they’re discussing famous famous robots… More
Why is she an oil painting of herself? More
Nage’s dress will read your mind and open like a flower. More
Well, it only took like 2,000 years for cool stuff to happen. More
In (post) Soviet Russia, porn watches you! (Click through for more hott robot action.) More
Recently it was revealed that Eguchi Aimi, the 7th member of Japanese Pop band AKB48 – wasn’t a real person. More
It may, in fact, be the coolest thing… More
Ever wondered how close we are to the robotic uprising? Robot Rodney may be able to give you a clue. This little robot spends his days waiting for unsuspecting humans to teach him to feel. Simply type in your answers … More
Break-Ups. They happen. They happen in one of the following ways.
The future, it is here. And it is standing under your balcony. More
Known as the “Daredroid,” this robot and her dress would like to serve you shots. In other news, your boyfriend thinks you are expendable. [Via Fashioning Technology]
Because of a prior engagement. You say you haven’t told me the date, yet? I’d say that prior engagement was my impending move to Addis Ababa, but then I might actually have to move there, because that’s how webs of … More
Karl Lagerfeld is shooting the Pirelli Calendar (it’s the one with all the nude models) and people are very excited because he’s using Greco-Roman mythology as the theme. So, okay, it will be the same naked girls as always but OMG THEY WILL HAVE GRAPE LEAVES IN THEIR HAIR. You say models look like goddesses? Really? Well. This is probably the most obvious theme ever. Here are some better ones: More