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Here’s a cool gadget: a device that turns anything and everything into a speaker. It’s called the Rock-It portable vibration speaker system, and it works by sending vibes through the object you select and projecting the music. Here are a … More
Okay, dahlings. A quick scan of The Snarkstress’s archives will quickly uncover the fact that I pretty much despise Skangelina, er, Angelina Jolie. In fact, on any given day, I’d rather sew my head to the carpet than praise this … More
Looking Good, Daddy-O Check out Tom Cruise, here with his oft-forgotten about son, Connor. Pretty dapper, no? I’m loving the vest under the jacket. It helps tone down the shinyness of the suit, which, coupled up with the sheen of … More
Angelina? Fuhgeddabouder! Quick! Someone check my coffee cup! I am certain I spiked my brew this morning, but now I’m wondering because I think I’m losing my head. Why? Because I am about to give Brad Pitt’s godforsaken hat my … More
Berry’s Baby Bump Boy, there are a whole lot of bumps going on in Hollywood right now. Has it been extra cold over there or something? Sheesh. No matter, Bump Watch is always a fun past time, and I am … More
Katie Holmes at the Critic’s Choice Awards The race is on and Katie Holmes and Reese Witherspoon are neck and neck in the great debate of Hollywood’s Top Style Icon. But I hafta say, Katie’s look at Sunday’s Critic’s Choice … More
See ya, 2007. Thanks for the Memories! As we prepare to blow out the candles of 2007 and pop the cork to 2008, I just wanted to thank you all for an amazing year! I’ve had so much fun and … More
This might be the simplest post I have ever written. Truly. As promised, I bring you Becks’s Tightie Whitie Photo (aka The David Beckham Armani Underwear Ad). Ready for my wordy and well-thought-out commentary, my dahlings? Okay, here it is: … More
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Peace Out, Peeps First off, dahlings, let me take a moment to note how many times I had to use my backspace button because my fingers just can’t help but type “Ray” after “Miley”. As in, Miley Ray Cyrus. Cripe. … More
It’s Almost Show Time! Consider this your Public Service Announcement of the Day, dahlings. The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show: Be there…or be chastised by moi. See, here’s the thing. I have a very hearty obsession for all things Victoria’s Secret, … More
Now if your bod wasn’t this rockin’, there is no way you could pass off wearing a tablecloth similar to the one I’m planning on dressing my Thanksgiving table with as a gown. But Claire Danes is smokin’ hot here. … More
Okay, dahlings. So I’m a little bitchy here and there. Sue me. But I guess every now and again it wouldn’t kill me to be halfway nice to the few celebs who actually show up to an event looking fabby. … More
Happy Halloween, my dahlings! Here, help yourself to a giant Snickers bar, on me. *mwah* Now then, since this holiday did not just disappear like I had originally hoped, I promised that I’d shower you with fantastical photos of your … More
