- 464 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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Do you hate your childhood? Unshy child bride Courtney Stodden and washed-up skeeve Doug Hutchison sure do! The attention seeking (and getting!) couple invited paparazzi along for a romantic outing in Los Angeles yesterday that involved feeding each other strawberries on a yacht, feeding each other spaghetti like in Lady & the Tramp, and feeding your anxieties about humanity’s decay all the while! To celebrate Valentine’s Day–and so you don’t become too stupid–we’ve included excerpts from classic love poems that don’t at all underscore the perversity of the proceedings! More










