On last week’s episode of Jersey Shore, Deena referred to Sammi as “a female backpack.” What does that mean, exactly? In this case, it means that Sammi – with her sour facial expressions and dependency on boyfriend Ronnie – is basically an accessory. Sammi follows Ronnie around to the point where I’m embarrassed for her, unable to form a meaningful relationship with anyone else. More
Topic: Ronnie Ortiz
Although it’s the faintest non-rumor of a rumor ever, whispers are going around that a Jersey Shore movie is being considered by MTV. The rumor started after the latest Jackass movie performed well in theaters. Do you think the lovable band of Guidos and Guidettes would translate to the big screen, or would all that orange skin just look scary? More
Can I just say that the Snooki Monster is the best idea ever? Also, there’s no Angelina!
As some of you may know, yesterday I got to be up close and personal at the VMAs, among the people with whom I have spent many an intimate evening at home. In fact, I got to talk not only … More
Traditionally, the MTV Video Music Awards calls for a crazy dress code. With crazy celebrities in attendance over the past 26 years, it’s only natural for them to choose outrageous outfits. Some classic VMA stars known for their kooky styles … More
What do you do if your neighbors keep having really loud sex? The correct reaction is not “if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.” – Marie Claire
The New York Times says it’s cool to have small boobs, so obviously it must be true. – New York Times
Are Jersey Shore‘s Ronnie and Sammi the most dysfunctional couple on TV? Short answer: yes. – Wall Street Journal
How do you know when you’re in love? Like pornography, you know it when you see it. – Esquire
If you get stalked on Facebook, you are basically shit out of luck. – Jezebel
I’m obsessed with Jersey Shore. I love bad TV, but Jersey Shore has gone from bad TV to extraordinary TV. I don’t know if the second season will be as good as the first, but here are a couple of reasons why this is my favorite show on TV right now.
•It’s hilarious. Plain and simple. Angelina wearing a black dress and Pauly cracking jokes about how last year she lugged all her stuff in trash bags since she didn’t have suitcases? Brilliant. Pretty much everything out of Snooki’s mouth? Funny. The best part is that many of the funny lines are things they just say casually and don’t even laugh at. Last season, when Pauly was trying to break things off with an Israeli girl who couldn’t take a hint, he yelled “You stalked my entire life!” It wasn’t supposed to be a joke, and that made it even funnier. Even mundane scenes are entertaining – Pauly and JWoww had an entire conversation about sales tax, and I was riveted. I don’t even know if Mad Men could pull that off. More
Jersey Shore never fails to entertain me. We could probably get into a pretty good argument on why it’s the best reality show out there. Nothing surprises me anymore about these elite eight individuals who invade my TV screen every Thursday night between 10 p.m. and 11. So they all have herpes and most of them aren’t even actually from Jersey, big whoop. What does surprise me, however, is that with their outrageously inappropriate wardrobes, J.Woww and The Situation seem to think people will actually buy their clothing (J.Woww’s clothing line, Filthy Couture, was recently launched and The Situation’s “Situation” line will be surfacing soon). From shirts with cleavage cutouts to sweatsuits that belong in the 90s, check out some of the best of the worst from Jersey Shore season two in Miami. More
On this week’s episode of Jersey Shore, the endless soap opera of Sammi and Ronnie’s relationship finally came to a boil. Basically, for those of you who don’t watch the show, Ronnie and Sammi were together all last season and … More