A German tabloid posted photos of Kate Middleton‘s bottom after her dress was blown up by a helicopter breeze. How nice of them! More
Topic: royal family
Does anybody else find it
kind of supremely amusing to imagine a situation wherein the royal baby is totally aware of all the fuss but is hella confused and is voiced by Bruce Willis? No? Okay. Just me, then. More
Okay, ready or not, here it comes! Kate Middleton has gone into labor at St Mary’s Hospital in London, England.
As a side note, somebody slap me for starting this post with “ready or not, here it comes!” More
The Royal Ascot is a prestigious hat fashion show that takes place each year in the charming town of Zanydanyshire, England. Only the most eccentric of millionaires are invited to participate, and lords and ladies are known to spend all year painstakingly hot-gluing their hats from scratch. Whoever manages to stick the most flair on her head wins the dubious honor of giving the Queen a noogie, so you can bet they work long and hard to make sure their headgear is as passionately expressive of repressed emotions as possible. There was an especially strong showing this year; here are 25 of the most impressive. More
Hey, have you heard about that Kate Middleton lady? She is apparently giving birth to a baby. A baby human. I know, I know; nobody tells you anything! More
As if you needed any more proof that English companies can, and will, use the royal wedding and subsequent royal pregnancy to sell just about anything, online gambling service Ladbrokes (“we make lads broke!”) has just commissioned a terrifying series of photos of fake Kate Middleton and her fake in-laws in an effort to get people to bet on what the sex of the royal baby will turn out to be. More
Ever wonder what it would be like to have a gown whose previous owner was actually royalty? For a lucky (or rather, extremely wealthy) few, this became a reality when one of modern history’s most beloved icons had her dresses auctioned off. Considering they received a total of $1.2 million in total, I’d say they’re worth giving a glance or two.
Which is your favorite/would you spend several thousand dollars for if you had it? More
It is currently a fact that we, the people, know precious little about the inner workings of Kate Middleton and/or her royal fetus. But that paradigm shifted just a little bit yesterday when a well-wisher offered Princess Katherine a stuffed teddy bear and she reportedly said “thank you, I will take that for my d…” Wait, oops, never mind. I command you to un-hear that at once! More
Accepting a gift doesn’t mean you’re pregnant. Smiling at your husband doesn’t mean you’re pregnant. Turning down wine doesn’t mean you’re pregnant. Cutting your hair doesn’t mean your pregnant. Putting your hands on your stomach doesn’t mean you’re pregnant.
Saying “preg-face” does, however, make you an asshole. More
Here is something nice. More
Just a week after getting called “too thin” by Katie Couric, Kate Middleton is once again the subject of pregnancy rumors because she…has a baby bump? Tweeted a sonogram? Was spotted buying pre-natal vitamins? No, she: More
Earlier today, Kate Middleton took a break from the Olympic festivities to attend a reception at the Royal Academy of the Dramatic Arts. She wore an elegantly draped Roksanda Ilincic number, one which we last saw her in about a year ago during her first trip to the US. She glammed it up by wearing her hair up this time and accessorizing with some nice, sparkly earrings. I know you all love to look at this person and the things she wears, so here are some photos of her outfit from various angles. More
Kate Middleton, that girl who married a prince, has been widely credited with the return of the stocking. More