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Topic: royal wedding
It’s been widely reported that former Olympic swimmer Charlene Wittstock will wear a dress custom-designed by Giorgio Armani when she weds Prince Albert and becomes Princess consort of Monaco tomorrow… but turns out Wittstock’s been a huge fan of the label for a while now. Here’s some of her more memorable Armani looks. More
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On July 1 at 5 PM (Monaco time), former Olympic swimmer and gushy Vogue fashion plate Charlene Wittstock will wed Prince (“Never Stops Being Hilarious”) Albert II in a ceremony whereby a legal contract of kinship is created between two people. Here are some SCANDALOUS! FACTS! we learned about her from hours of exhaustive research idly glancing at her Wikipedia page. Fair warning: some truly appalling knowledge ahead. More
It’s no surprised that Pippa Middleton and her ass are getting lucrative job offers; they were, after all, the biggest stars of the royal wedding. More
Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton are supposedly romantically involved. We know this because he’s devised a naughty pet name for her that involves her not wearing any underwear. Want to hear it? More
I’ll give you a clue: it had a 25 foot train!
Apparently Kate wasn’t the only Middleton sister to hit the catwalk in college: the Daily Mail published shots of the little Middleton as a “participant in a charity fashion event in 2004, two years after Kate’s now-famous stint as a mannequin.” Both, we learn, are ridiculously fit specimens. More
Although the Royal Wedding happened (which you know unless you’ve been under the best. rock. ever.) the international fascination with Prince William and Kate Middleton is still going strong. I suppose I’ll have to get in the habit of calling them the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge (though Prince William and Princess Catherine are also acceptable). Until then: hey, they’re grinning in a candid-looking shot on the July cover of Vanity Fair. More
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Wait. I can’t believe I’ve never noticed this until this moment. Did Princess Beatrice and Eugenie emulate the ugly stepsisters on purpose? Really? And if they did, would it make you like/respect them more? Because it still seems kind of like a jerk move to do that at someone’s wedding, right? Or is it a hilarious jerk move? I don’t know! More
Is it just me, or is it weird to see Kate Middleton performing royal duties? More
We all had a good laugh over the fallopian tube hat that Princess Beatrice wore to the royal wedding, and we all admired her class when she decided to take that laughing in stride and sell her hat on eBay, donating the profits to charity. More
Fox News is speculating on ways Pippa Middleton could make millions by doing things like “writing.” We gagged a little bit at that and babbled about how it used to be “write a book, get famous” and now it’s “get famous, write a book” and then we drank. Now we’re coming up with better ideas for her More