Topic: royals

I Wish We Heard Kate Middleton’s Voice More

Isn’t it a bit off that one of the most popular, beloved women in the world right now is always seen, never heard, in public? More »

Kate Middleton Shows Up At The Racetrack With Short Hemline, The Crowd Goes Wild

I can only assume that Grape was donning a similarly polished outfit, probably minus the boots, as those would be rather uncomfortable for Middleton’s uterus, and that Joan Rivers will soon find a way to put it on a “Worst Dressed” list. More »

Prince William’s Ex Isabella Calthorpe Got Married In A Royal-Ish Wedding

During a temporary split from Middleton, Prince William courted* Isabella Calthorpe, oft-cited by British tabloids as “the one that got away” (apparently Prince Charles gets wistful because Calthorpe is well bred or whatever).

Not so well-bred, however, that she was above inviting Hello! to her wedding. More »

Is Kate Middleton One Of The Most Powerful Women In The World?

I recently went out with somebody who, upon my discussion of writing about Kate Middleton‘s pregnancy, asked, “Who is Kate Middleton?”

My head snapped towards him and gave him a look. “Who? Who is Kate Middleton? Meaning you have no idea?”

How is that possible?, I wondered, until I realized that it was kind of crazy how pervasive Middleton feels in my and anybody else’s mind who follows the media whatsoever. But does that mean she’s powerful? More »

Can Everybody Please Stop Copying Kate Middleton’s Looks Via Plastic Surgery?

“I would try to imagine what my face would look like with a nose like Kate’s, because I’ve always hated my own…” More »

Unsurprisingly, Royals Already Hate ‘Grace Of Monaco’

Consider this a prequel to the inevitable angry mini-mob that will be the British royal family if a film is made about Kate Middleton and Prince William anytime soon. More »

Leave Kate Middleton Alone (Related: What Is ‘Preg-Face’?)

Accepting a gift doesn’t mean you’re pregnant. Smiling at your husband doesn’t mean you’re pregnant. Turning down wine doesn’t mean you’re pregnant. Cutting your hair doesn’t mean your pregnant. Putting your hands on your stomach doesn’t mean you’re pregnant.

Saying “preg-face” does, however, make you an asshole. More »

Kate Middleton Is Pregnant! (Maybe.) (Again.)

This time, the rumor mill has been set in motion by a childhood friend, as opposed to an “unnamed source.” But this childhood friend kind of sounds like an asshole. More »

Pippa Middleton Isn’t Promoting Her Book Because Of Kate’s Topless Pics

Sisterly love will apparently take you very far in life. More »

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Emma Roberts Is Being Really Annoying About This Whole Kate Middleton Topless Thing

Sometimes things happen, like paparazzi taking pictures of you when you’re sunbathing in a remote house while on vacation in France (where topless sunbathing is pretty common). You know, like what just happened to Kate Middleton. When that happens, most of us just either shrug or say “wow, paparazzi are really invasive.” Not actress Emma Roberts! She tweets: More »