It is actually shocking that it took me this long to write this Shelved Doll, because I think Elizabeth The Queen Mother, or “Cake” as she was known to her friends, is one of my favorite women of the past hundred years. More
Isn’t it a bit off that one of the most popular, beloved women in the world right now is always seen, never heard, in public? More
I can only assume that Grape was donning a similarly polished outfit, probably minus the boots, as those would be rather uncomfortable for Middleton’s uterus, and that Joan Rivers will soon find a way to put it on a “Worst Dressed” list. More
During a temporary split from Middleton, Prince William courted* Isabella Calthorpe, oft-cited by British tabloids as “the one that got away” (apparently Prince Charles gets wistful because Calthorpe is well bred or whatever).
Not so well-bred, however, that she was above inviting Hello! to her wedding. More
I recently went out with somebody who, upon my discussion of writing about Kate Middleton‘s pregnancy, asked, “Who is Kate Middleton?”
My head snapped towards him and gave him a look. “Who? Who is Kate Middleton? Meaning you have no idea?”
How is that possible?, I wondered, until I realized that it was kind of crazy how pervasive Middleton feels in my and anybody else’s mind who follows the media whatsoever. But does that mean she’s powerful? More
“I would try to imagine what my face would look like with a nose like Kate’s, because I’ve always hated my own…” More
Consider this a prequel to the inevitable angry mini-mob that will be the British royal family if a film is made about Kate Middleton and Prince William anytime soon. More
Accepting a gift doesn’t mean you’re pregnant. Smiling at your husband doesn’t mean you’re pregnant. Turning down wine doesn’t mean you’re pregnant. Cutting your hair doesn’t mean your pregnant. Putting your hands on your stomach doesn’t mean you’re pregnant.
Saying “preg-face” does, however, make you an asshole. More
This time, the rumor mill has been set in motion by a childhood friend, as opposed to an “unnamed source.” But this childhood friend kind of sounds like an asshole. More
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Sisterly love will apparently take you very far in life. More
Sometimes things happen, like paparazzi taking pictures of you when you’re sunbathing in a remote house while on vacation in France (where topless sunbathing is pretty common). You know, like what just happened to Kate Middleton. When that happens, most of us just either shrug or say “wow, paparazzi are really invasive.” Not actress Emma Roberts! She tweets: More
Doesn’t that mean she’s in a gang?! More
Kate Middleton always seems a little more comfortable when she’s doing something sporty spice. More
Did you know that they’ve never been introduced? More