Shock: They look crazy cute. More
What is the royal baby, Prince of Cambridge, named? Well, it is not Andrew, Nick, Caleb, Lord Disick or Blanket. For the record. More
Does anybody else find it
kind of supremely amusing to imagine a situation wherein the royal baby is totally aware of all the fuss but is hella confused and is voiced by Bruce Willis? No? Okay. Just me, then. More
Okay, ready or not, here it comes! Kate Middleton has gone into labor at St Mary’s Hospital in London, England.
As a side note, somebody slap me for starting this post with “ready or not, here it comes!” More
It seems like journalists are really devoting a lot of time to preparing for the Royal Baby. AS I AM A JOURNALIST I am trying to do that, too. Here is what I am doing. Made some ravioli, quietly hoped … More
Hey, have you heard about that Kate Middleton lady? She is apparently giving birth to a baby. A baby human. I know, I know; nobody tells you anything! More
It is actually shocking that it took me this long to write this Shelved Doll, because I think Elizabeth The Queen Mother, or “Cake” as she was known to her friends, is one of my favorite women of the past hundred years. More
Isn’t it a bit off that one of the most popular, beloved women in the world right now is always seen, never heard, in public? More
I can only assume that Grape was donning a similarly polished outfit, probably minus the boots, as those would be rather uncomfortable for Middleton’s uterus, and that Joan Rivers will soon find a way to put it on a “Worst Dressed” list. More
During a temporary split from Middleton, Prince William courted* Isabella Calthorpe, oft-cited by British tabloids as “the one that got away” (apparently Prince Charles gets wistful because Calthorpe is well bred or whatever).
Not so well-bred, however, that she was above inviting Hello! to her wedding. More
I recently went out with somebody who, upon my discussion of writing about Kate Middleton‘s pregnancy, asked, “Who is Kate Middleton?”
My head snapped towards him and gave him a look. “Who? Who is Kate Middleton? Meaning you have no idea?”
How is that possible?, I wondered, until I realized that it was kind of crazy how pervasive Middleton feels in my and anybody else’s mind who follows the media whatsoever. But does that mean she’s powerful? More
“I would try to imagine what my face would look like with a nose like Kate’s, because I’ve always hated my own…” More
Consider this a prequel to the inevitable angry mini-mob that will be the British royal family if a film is made about Kate Middleton and Prince William anytime soon. More
Accepting a gift doesn’t mean you’re pregnant. Smiling at your husband doesn’t mean you’re pregnant. Turning down wine doesn’t mean you’re pregnant. Cutting your hair doesn’t mean your pregnant. Putting your hands on your stomach doesn’t mean you’re pregnant.
Saying “preg-face” does, however, make you an asshole. More