Today Russell Brand turns 37. I hate that I know this and I hate that I care. But that’s my life now. I have a crush on Russell Brand and I subconciously stockpile this information in my head. The actor who makes me feel compelled to get an STD check just from watching him during an interview also makes me feel compelled to remove all my clothes.
His hosting gig at the MTV Movie Awards last night didn’t help solve my confliction of a crush. No, It just made it worse. How can I like this man who’s somewhat endorsing Charlie Sheen doing lines of coke? More
Remember that time you spent the entire day at baggage claim taking pictures of haggard couples leaving the airport? No. How about that time you paid money to buy a tabloid that featured Brangelina doing that very same thing with their harem of children? Don’t be embarrassed. Everyone does it.
We can’t help but marvel at Hollywood’s power couples. The couples who possess all our attention and make us pay money to see them act together in movies just so we can comment on their chemistry when we go out to drinks with our friends later on that evening. More
Katy Perry split from her husband Russel Brand and it was only a matter of time before Brand started dating a model. He did, obviously: 25-year-old model (“and artist”!) Oriella Medellin and here’s her website. …Perry, however, totally one-upped him! More
A little while back, I fell into some sort of Wikipedia k-hole about famous men with eating disorders (what? fashion blogging makes you do weird shit sometimes). I discovered that Russel Brand struggled with bulimia, for example, just as Kafka starved himself. I saw more than a few comments from people indicating the great John Lennon also had an eating disorder, but it wasn’t as widely reported. Lennon, it was said, packaged his obsessive eating habits as a kind of hippie-dippie asceticism and deprivation toward enlightenment, so no one ever called the systematic fasting what it was: anorexia. More
Kate Moss and Jamie Hince got married last weekend and, maybe it’s just me, but I’ve seen a pretty hilarious surge in Kate Moss and Johnny Depp nostalgia on the internet. My response is 1) you’re all a bunch of tasteless jerks and 2) Kate + Pete forevs! …Here’s a gallery of the dudes Kate Moss dated and didn’t marry. Also, congratulations to Kate the Great and Jamie Hince, here’s hoping you two crazy kids can make it work. More
Coco Rocha has been taken out of context. -Oh So Coco
$2,500 for perfume. But… that’s one… shiny… bottle? -T Magazine
A rundown of facts regarding Jessica Simpson’s practically unfathomable $1 billion fashion empire. -The Cut
Emma Roberts wore a Topshop dress on the red carpet… -Catwalk Queen
Willow Smith, the perfect time to get plastic surgery, James Franco’s undies and More
October starts in a few days. So naturally, people have already started thinking about their Halloween costumes. And the crazies started thinking about their costumes this summer. Unfortunately, Halloween costume ideas have gotten less and less original thanks to mass … More