Get your tissues ready, folks. More
As you may remember from Monday, America’s Next Top Model contestant Renee Alway was arrested last month for “suspicion of burglary, fraud, possession of narcotics, forged bills, and committing a felony while on bail,” among other things. This is certainly sad, but nothing in there prepared me for how awful her mugshot was. More
If I could draw a chart of emotions – like the Wong Baker pain scale – I would show every single one of them making you fat and laughing at you. More
My freshman year in college, I became severely depressed. I’m not especially prone to these things. But it’s not surprising that the confluence of being away from home the first time, having absolutely no time management or schedule-setting ability and thereby sleeping and waking at bizarre hours, and moving from Virginia Beach to a a dark and freezing valley in New England might have some kind of effect. More
My disappointment does not resonant from some bizarre displaced center of affection. I do not care about celebrity relationships 95% of the time (because seriously, why bother?). In general, famous people breaking up seems like a rather silly thing to be upset about, so I just do not find it necessary to get all sassy sad about. More
I felt like we needed to feature someone nice today. Can you recognize him? More
Well, I am crying now. It seems obvious to say, but the school shooting in Sandy Hook is just making me very, very sad.
I don’t really understand why things like the Sandy Hook shooting seem to happen. I know people have mental disorders, and there are insufficient gun control laws, and all the other explanations that we use whenever people decide to shoot down a bunch of unarmed people. Still, in some deeper way, I still do not understand how anyone can walk into a room of children and shoot at them without some fundamentally human part of themselves stopping them. More
People try lots of things to help perk you up when you’re feeling down. More
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Because being upbeat can be a real drag… More
Were you excited about the new pizza Cinnabon? The “pizzabon?” Described as “a savory version of the famous, sizeable Cinnabon circle with melted cheese, pepperoni, and tomato sauce.” It sounds really exciting, if you like things that are disgusting, which I do. Well, fellow disgusting food lovers, be excited no more. More
Talia Joy Castellano is a charming, well-spoken twelve-year-old who does genuinely impressive makeup tutorials on YouTube. She’s also had cancer since 2007, which has left her bald. She explains her fondness for makeup by referring to it as her “wig.” More
It’s not so much a mix-tape because we’re not 15, it’s not 2001, and we’re not trying to ask you to homecoming. We’re just trying to share some super cool music that we listen to while staring out windows drinking scotch pensively. More
I cannot post this picture on the main page, because it is too sad, so here is the man from Up. More