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Yesterday was a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day, but that doesn’t mean it’s a good idea to get all sorts of upset in public. There is a time and a place to cry, after all, but when you’re not in it, perhaps some of these things can assist you in stopping. More
Vanilla Ice, turns out, is alive, well (as can be expected), and designing affordable chandeliers for the home. More
You are not empty just because you feel broken. I promise. More
There have been some amazing sexy photos out of Russia lately, but these are not they: Paris Hilton poses topless, lingerie-clad, sprawled out and in various states of palpable desperation in the latest issue of Russian GQ, shot by the usually great photographer Ellen von Unwerth. We haven’t come across the full interview yet, but we’re sure it’s full of Hilton’s lazy attempts at self-awareness and her tired insistance that the “old Paris” was a character she was playing or something. Until we can get some primo dumb quotes from the profile, we’ve helpfully inserted a few of Hilton’s most timeless gems for your enjoyment. More
Ali Lohan‘s agency NEXT Models posted some new pictures of her on their website recently, and she looks miserable in pretty much all of them. What could possibly have made Aliana T. Lohan, internationally known fashion model, look like she wants to hurl herself into a deep, dark pit of despair? Let’s imagine that we know. More
Editor-in-chief Jennifer Wright had a dental procedure this morning where they took out three of her teeth and replaced them with non-teeth (that look like human teeth!) But when writers have questions like “What is Peanuts about?” SHE ANSWERS THEM. Because WE CARE.
(Ed. Note from Ashley: Trying my damndest to make some sense of this) More
Working here at The Gloss has been nothing but good times and girl power. A veritable top-free stroll through the park, as it were. But alas, I have not always been so happy with my employer(s). Believe it or not, I’ve had many jobs that I’ve hated quite a bit, and even one which I’m pretty sure drove me temporarily insane. Hence, I feel qualified to dole out advice to people in similar situations. Here are some things you can do when you hate your job. More
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A generation of young men have given up on ever moving out of their parents’ houses. Or going to a wedding. Or, um, anything else that might require them to dress up a bit. This makes vaginas everywhere sad. More
Do you fancy yourself a matchmaker? Do you know any women who like Chuck E. Cheese’s, hamsters, and extremely self-deprecating humor? Would you like to donate a substantial amount of money to your favorite charity? Then you should probably get acquainted with Paul Guttierez, who has offered to donate half his annual income to charity in the name of whoever can find him a wife or girlfriend first. More
With strategically placed (and possibly symbolic!) roses. More
First of all, maybe some people don’t like hardwood floors. Second, no one thinks “carpet” is an acceptable metaphor for pubic hair after the age of 14. Also, this music is way better suited to a stirring drama in which some dark family secret is exposed and people cry until someone wins an Oscar. Watch. More
Attention lady journalists, creative nail decorators, and people who just really like reading the newspaper: did you know that it’s possible to transfer your favorite news story to your nails? It makes sense, considering the fact that newsprint rubs off on your fingers without any help at all. According to Haute Macabre, all you need for a well-read manicure is some newspaper, rubbing alcohol, and a love of the printed word. More
