Topic: Sadness

The Better Breakup Checklist: How To Deal When A Relationship Ends

The Better Breakup Checklist: How To Deal When A Relationship Ends

It’s a pretty well-established truth of life that breakups are the WORST. And what do you know? The holidays have officially been declared break-up season. Unlike a summertime breakup where you can be all “whatevs I’m going to the beach,” with a holiday breakup, you’re faced with the prospect of going to holiday parties stag, the pressure of New Year’s Eve, and a long, bleak post-holiday winter. More »

Gallery: Paris Hilton Is Topless, Mostly Just Sad In Russian GQ

Gallery: Paris Hilton Is Topless, Mostly Just Sad In Russian GQ

There have been some amazing sexy photos out of Russia lately, but these are not they: Paris Hilton poses topless, lingerie-clad, sprawled out and in various states of palpable desperation in the latest issue of Russian GQ, shot by the usually great photographer Ellen von Unwerth. We haven’t come across the full interview yet, but we’re sure it’s full of Hilton’s lazy attempts at self-awareness and her tired insistance that the “old Paris” was a character she was playing or something. Until we can get some primo dumb quotes from the profile, we’ve helpfully inserted a few of Hilton’s most timeless gems for your enjoyment. More »

Gallery: What To Do When You Hate Your Job

Gallery: What To Do When You Hate Your Job

Working here at The Gloss has been nothing but good times and girl power. A veritable top-free stroll through the park, as it were. But alas, I have not always been so happy with my employer(s). Believe it or not, I’ve had many jobs that I’ve hated quite a bit, and even one which I’m pretty sure drove me temporarily insane. Hence, I feel qualified to dole out advice to people in similar situations. Here are some things you can do when you hate your job. More »

Lonely Man Offers Large Reward To Whoever Can Find Him A Wife

Lonely Man Offers Large Reward To Whoever Can Find Him A Wife

Do you fancy yourself a matchmaker? Do you know any women who like Chuck E. Cheese’s, hamsters, and extremely self-deprecating humor? Would you like to donate a substantial amount of money to your favorite charity? Then you should probably get acquainted with Paul Guttierez, who has offered to donate half his annual income to charity in the name of whoever can find him a wife or girlfriend first. More »