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Santa isn’t real. I know, it’s terrible, but growing up is terrible! And I certainly did not react like an adult to the idea. A good lie goes a long way, however. More
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Santa isn’t real. I know, it’s terrible, but growing up is terrible! And I certainly did not react like an adult to the idea. A good lie goes a long way, however. More
What makes Christmastime less stressful? Roleplaying. Yes: Sexy. Christmas. Roleplaying. Grab your sexiest antlers and meet me in the bedroom. More
SANTA MISSES YOU. COME BACK TO HIM. More
Ladies, step away from the candy canes. We’ve listened to the conservative chanting to put the Christ back in Christmas for so long, we didn’t realize how chauvinist the holiday has become. More
You know what’d be hilarious for Christmastime? Rape! You know why? Because chloroform! More
17 year old child bride Courtney Stodden is frolicking in the snow in a red bikini, because that is a completely reasonable thing to do. Her 51 year old husband is dressed up in a Santa suit. This is not ruining Christmas or every vision of Santa we’ve ever had for us at all, because we are disconnected from reality. Images from Celebuzz. More
Terrifyingly great, that is. Also: expensive. You might want to consider leaving the kids at home. They will get scared and/or want to buy everything. More
I would, because I am tired of pretending that I am not Santa’s totally bitchin’ mistress. – Buzzfeed
If you prefer your holiday drinks on the spicier side, then this is the cocktail for you. More
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And forget dressing up as some kind of “sexy Santa” or “naughty elf.” This year, you’re adding some Christmas Spirit as “Lady Gaga’s Christmas Tree.” – Buzfeed More
We’re inspired by the sensible advice from out friends at Jezebel about surviving your office holiday party. Don’t wear ironic sweaters! Don’t get drunk! Look at them. Making good decisions. But look, just because we’re drunk right now – and wearing comically ugly holiday sweaters, every last one of us – doesn’t mean that we can’t offer good(ish) advice, too. So, here. Here is your early guide to surviving the hell-horrors summoned by children’s persistent letters to Satan. More
Between these Santa-and-reindeer-ass ornaments and the beauty product advent calendar, I am seriously considering converting so I can celebrate Christmas. More
You know what they say about Tennessee — Tenne-seein’ is Tenne-believin’. Well, believe this. With damage from the Nashville flood reportedly surpassing $1 billion, the community is working to raise funds through some creative donation events. One such event is … More