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We’ve established that I really hate perfume, most perfume, I mean, unless perfume smells like vanilla. However, I’m always interested in people who enjoy it, and the kind of scents they gravitate towards. Do I judge them? Damn right I judge them.
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When I was a kid, I thought that women who did not paint their nails pale pink or red were clinically insane. Now I’m an adult and I know I’m clinically insane, so I can paint my nails whatever color I want. I still make judgements, though. Do you make judgements? I bet you do. Let’s make some about people based on their manicure shade together. More
With Christmas behind us and Valentine’s Day just around the corner, it’s as great a time as any to start overanalyzing the gifts given to you by Your Man. Think he gave you that fruit basket because he knows how important vitamin C is to a well-balanced diet? Think again! Everything is fraught with potentially life-altering meaning, and the simplest explanation is almost never the right one. Click through for help decoding what his gift to you says about your relationship. More
Gangster Squad is coming out tomorrow, and I keep getting confused into thinking I would want to live in the 1930′s. I definitely do not – and I especially do not want to live in the 1930′s and get shot at repeatedly by Sean Penn. Taking it into consideration, I really only want to see this movie because I like red dresses. Here are some other things you like based on your favorite period movies…. More
I’m going to work a Snuggie in here. Do you know why? Because I keep it real. Meanwhile, I’m probably wearing the same Herve Leger dress I always wear. More
Congratulations on eating fruits and vegetables sometimes, it’s going to stop your hair from all falling out. You’re making good choices. But what do your choices say about you? I know we covered this to some extent (strawberries: hopeless romantics. Acai: people who love LA. Tomatoes: people who enjoy Julia Child, Cauliflower: lobotomy patients) but let’s go deeper on this.
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Did you know the average American spends more than 30% of his or her adult waking life inside of a Trader Joe’s? Sooner or later, every kind of person will wind up wandering the slightly-too-narrow aisles and asking “Yo, is this “ethnic” label variation on Trader Joe racially problematic?” (The answer is often yes!) More
Look, I can’t pretend for a second that mine isn’t Lydia Deetz from Beetlejuice. But there are a lot of Halloween heroines to choose from. Pick yours, and remember that your pick will determine whether or not you can live through this crazy haunted house we call life. More
I mean, J.K. Rowling‘s is pretty obvious: More
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Men are like wild animals. They fight, they’re filthy, and they will resort to some pretty dirty tricks to get you to sleep with them. They’re also insanely competitive, and sometimes puke in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Some animals have some pretty bizarre mating rituals that sound eerily family. Maybe even too familiar. Here are the ten most bizarre mating rituals in the animal kingdom — and some reasons why they remind me of my boyfriend. More
Tell me what you fear and I’ll tell you who you are. More
I mean, all of them say that you’ve known some trouble in your time.
(Fun fact: pretty much the only things I drink are champagne and bourbon. I didn’t include mixed cocktails in here because if I had to figure out what a Velvet Hammer said about you I’d be here all night and want to smash this computer in with an actual hammer). More
I’ve been staring at Marnie’s hair in this Girls trailer, and I decided it was time to stop doing that and make some assumptions about you. Ready? Here we go!
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We’ve already covered how to look good in a bikini, now lets tackle what the state of your swimsuit actually says about you. You know. As a person. More
