Your favorite Christmas special says as much about you as your fingerprints. Here’s what your favorite old-timey holiday TV special says about you. More
Topic: says about you
While you are up in the gym working on your fitness, people are silently judging you by what you are doing. Are you a Lululemonite with perfect hair? A pole-dancer with a library science degree? Let’s take a look at what your favorite form of exercise says about you. More
Once you know what you are wearing, you will know who you are as a human being. More
Thanksgiving dishes are much like the family members clustered around to eat them: Everyone has a favorite. More
It’s the time of year when you’re just not going to put on shoes. You’re going to wear sandals. Some sandals are great. Some are less great. And people who wear gladiator sandals are jerks, and that’s pretty much all there is to it. More
You scream not simply for ice cream, but ice cream scooped into a decorative melon? You are a freak. More
We’ve established that I really hate perfume, most perfume, I mean, unless perfume smells like vanilla. However, I’m always interested in people who enjoy it, and the kind of scents they gravitate towards. Do I judge them? Damn right I judge them.
When I was a kid, I thought that women who did not paint their nails pale pink or red were clinically insane. Now I’m an adult and I know I’m clinically insane, so I can paint my nails whatever color I want. I still make judgements, though. Do you make judgements? I bet you do. Let’s make some about people based on their manicure shade together. More
With Christmas behind us and Valentine’s Day just around the corner, it’s as great a time as any to start overanalyzing the gifts given to you by Your Man. Think he gave you that fruit basket because he knows how important vitamin C is to a well-balanced diet? Think again! Everything is fraught with potentially life-altering meaning, and the simplest explanation is almost never the right one. Click through for help decoding what his gift to you says about your relationship. More
Gangster Squad is coming out tomorrow, and I keep getting confused into thinking I would want to live in the 1930′s. I definitely do not – and I especially do not want to live in the 1930′s and get shot at repeatedly by Sean Penn. Taking it into consideration, I really only want to see this movie because I like red dresses. Here are some other things you like based on your favorite period movies…. More
I’m going to work a Snuggie in here. Do you know why? Because I keep it real. Meanwhile, I’m probably wearing the same Herve Leger dress I always wear. More
Congratulations on eating fruits and vegetables sometimes, it’s going to stop your hair from all falling out. You’re making good choices. But what do your choices say about you? I know we covered this to some extent (strawberries: hopeless romantics. Acai: people who love LA. Tomatoes: people who enjoy Julia Child, Cauliflower: lobotomy patients) but let’s go deeper on this.
Who are banana people? More