Topic: Scarface

Is Everyone Doing Cocaine Without Me?

Is Everyone Doing Cocaine Without Me?

The last time I was offered cocaine, it was by a woman snorting it off a porta potty toilet at Fashion Week. This was a few years ago and I always kind of kept this inciden mind. Periodically, often while waiting for 7 years to get into a bathroom at Rose Bar, I would ask myself “who does cocaine?”And Myself replied in this beautiful Margaret Thatcher voice “people who don’t fear the porta potties at Fashion Week.” So, people who are destined to die, soon. More »

Moments Of Clarity I’ve Had As A Result Of My Diet

Moments Of Clarity I've Had As A Result Of My Diet
Will Rogers, what a shitty performer
Marie Callendar is the best company in all the land
Elvira is a really nice lady
The life of a meth dealer would truly be idyllic
Christ, cashew milk is delicious

I’ve been doing this raw food diet for the past week because I’ve been eating pretty badly lately and thought it would help wean me off sugar and carbs a bit. And, to be fair, it’s been pretty great. I actually do have a lot more energy and feel better (less headaches, not as much trouble geting up in the morning, sleeping better, etc). However, among other things, the diet is supposed to give you moments of clarity. I’ve found that clarity is often confused with “being absolutely crazy irrational.” I’m going to drop some things I’ve realized this week on you, sort of the way the Dalai Llama does. More »

Friday Style Icon: Michelle Pfeiffer as Elvira Hancock in Scarface

Friday Style Icon: Michelle Pfeiffer as Elvira Hancock in Scarface
Elvira Hancock
Linda Farrow Luxe Brown Cats Eye Sunglasses
Wide Brim Chiffon Tie Straw Sun Hat
Erin Fetherston Pleat-Detailed Cotton-Blend Blazer

A lot of people seem to like Al Pacino’s character’s character in Scarface. I mean, actually like him. Seemingly on a personal level?Editor-in-Chief Jennifer Wright has a theory and explains, “The DVD comes as two separate discs and they only make it through the first disc, so they’re convinced the movie ends with him running off with Elvira and his tiger.” Which brings me to Elvira, who is a “lady tiger” (per the script). She’s got an endless supply of low-cut, slinky gowns fit for a night of chainsmoking and looking achingly bored at Studio 54. Sounds awesome. Let’s do this. More »

What Would You Spend $300,000 On? How About A Barbie?

What Would You Spend $300,000 On? How About A Barbie?

The world’s most expensive Barbie just sold for $300,000 at Christies. Because she’s a priceless work of art! Also, because she’s wearing a one carat diamond necklace. That you can’t remove and wear yourself. Though maybe you could? As a pinky ring? If you just popped that Barbie’s head off? Though I guess that would destroy the “work of art.” Well, I guess people make choices, and I’m sure this purchase seemed like a good idea at the time. Now. Here are some things you could spend $300,000 on that are not a Barbie. More »