The last time I was offered cocaine, it was by a woman snorting it off a porta potty toilet at Fashion Week. This was a few years ago and I always kind of kept this inciden mind. Periodically, often while waiting for 7 years to get into a bathroom at Rose Bar, I would ask myself “who does cocaine?”And Myself replied in this beautiful Margaret Thatcher voice “people who don’t fear the porta potties at Fashion Week.” So, people who are destined to die, soon. More
I’ve been doing this raw food diet for the past week because I’ve been eating pretty badly lately and thought it would help wean me off sugar and carbs a bit. And, to be fair, it’s been pretty great. I actually do have a lot more energy and feel better (less headaches, not as much trouble geting up in the morning, sleeping better, etc). However, among other things, the diet is supposed to give you moments of clarity. I’ve found that clarity is often confused with “being absolutely crazy irrational.” I’m going to drop some things I’ve realized this week on you, sort of the way the Dalai Llama does. More
A lot of people seem to like Al Pacino’s character’s character in Scarface. I mean, actually like him. Seemingly on a personal level?Editor-in-Chief Jennifer Wright has a theory and explains, “The DVD comes as two separate discs and they only make it through the first disc, so they’re convinced the movie ends with him running off with Elvira and his tiger.” Which brings me to Elvira, who is a “lady tiger” (per the script). She’s got an endless supply of low-cut, slinky gowns fit for a night of chainsmoking and looking achingly bored at Studio 54. Sounds awesome. Let’s do this. More
I know, you thought it was just your younger sister, but tasteful, refined individuals like Justin Bieber, too.
Who? Drug lords. More
The world’s most expensive Barbie just sold for $300,000 at Christies. Because she’s a priceless work of art! Also, because she’s wearing a one carat diamond necklace. That you can’t remove and wear yourself. Though maybe you could? As a pinky ring? If you just popped that Barbie’s head off? Though I guess that would destroy the “work of art.” Well, I guess people make choices, and I’m sure this purchase seemed like a good idea at the time. Now. Here are some things you could spend $300,000 on that are not a Barbie. More
There’s an article in the Miami New Times about which which 90′s fashion trends are posed for a comeback. They’re pretty much what you’d expect – crop tops (maybe) Clueless style (yay) and that kinderwhore look Courtney Love was always … More
Well, gee, thanks for taking twenty years Scented Salamander. I will, however, forgive this obvious oversight if your ads feature someone desperately sniffing a mirrored surface for the scent of Tony Montana cologne. And I will pay the full $60 … More
Lilit trusted you people. She asked you for advice on which classic movie to watch. And what was she met with? Casablanca votes. Now, come on, Casablanca isn’t the kind of movie you need to go out of your way … More
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It’s certainly no surprise Dosh has become one the most sought after accessories this year. These wallets are very stylish, ranging up to nine different colors-each with a different story to tell. All of the materials used for Dosh are … More