Topic: scary

Christian Metal Band Frontman Arrested In Murder Plot Against Wife

Just for the record, this is exactly why things like the “ex-girlfriend target” are so atrocious. More »

Do You Always Assume People You’re Dating Are Maybe Axe Murderers?

I just thought I would pose this to everyone as a fun question, because I’m sure it’s something we’ve all considered. Sometimes, when you are going home with someone for the first time, do you think to yourself “this person is maybe an axe murderer. Like, a fifty percent chance. Insofar as they either are or are not. How will I prevent this?” More »

Predator OBGYN Who Secretly Filmed His Patients Found Dead

You know how it can be rather difficult to find an OB/GYN whom you are comfortable with that doesn’t have a waiting list of 8 years? I have a feeling it’s going to be even more stressful now. More »

Woman Finds Ex Boyfriend Hiding In Attic 12 Years Post-Breakup

When you’re home alone and you hear a creak, you know it’s obviously just the building settling or a squirrel on the roof. But what if it wasn’t? What if somebody’s in your house? What if it’s a goddamned ghost? Last Saturday, a woman started hearing noises — and it wasn’t the house or squirrels (or Casper). More »

Man Carrying Scissors Arrested For Stalking Miley Cyrus, Trying To Break Into Her Home

Scary stuff. More »

Gallery: 10 Articles Of Clothing That Can Kill You

Did you know your beloved tapered pants are slowly draining the life out of you like a sexy, slimming anaconda? It’s true; the Wall Street Journal said so. Furthermore, did you know there are loads of even worse things coming that will kill you even faster and more effectively? Trends are great like that, always trying to top each other. Here are ten articles of clothing (both currently popular, and coming in 2013) that will almost definitely inflict severe harm on that frail physical vessel you call a body. You’ve been warned. More »

Would You Like To See Zooey Deschanel As An Axe Murderer?

I realize that’s a tad redundant, but yes, of course you would. More »

Gallery: ‘Scared Bros At A Haunted House’ Is My New Favorite Thing On The Internet

I don’t know if it’s because it’s Friday or I’m hopped up on cold medicine or what, but these photos of scared bros at a haunted house are bringing me endless joy. They come courtesy of Nightmares Fear Factory in Niagara Falls, CA, and they are a barrel of laughs. Something about seeing a guy who has dressed himself in “tough” clothes like a sports jersey and baseball cap cowering in fear of silicone monsters just makes me cackle with schadenfreud-y glee. I hope you enjoy them as much as I have. More »

Video: Bears Eviscerate Pumpkins, Adorably

Happy second day of fall, everyone! More »

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January Jones Does Not Scare Grown Men

January Jones might scare kids, but grown men find her unfrightening indeed. More »

This Is What Was Wrought From The DC Earthquake

Jen and Ashley already described the horror they endured this morning when they thought they saw their coffee quiver a bit during the New York reach around/aftershock (I’m glad you guys are OK). Meanwhile, here’s what went down in DC. More »

Would You Wear A Tooth Ring?

Would you? What if you convinced your friends to call you “the dentist” in hushed, frightened tones at parties? And then, when people politely asked how you got into dentistry you just casually raised your hand up to tuck a piece of hair behind your ear, subtly flashed them the ring and then replied “I do it… recreationally.”

A lot of people probably have goals in life that don’t involve making strangers thing they’re serial killers, but those people lack imagination. More »

Even Gorgeous Models Are Not Immune from People Peeing On Their Lawns

Hilary Rhoda may be beautiful and a successful model, but she cannot be spared the indignity of a cab driver peeing on her front lawn. Today she posted a picture on Twitter of the offending cabbie (not in flagrante delicto, … More »

Random Photo: The Most Terrifying Birthday Cake Ever

We meant that very literally – birth. day. Birth moment, even. Who lost a bet and had to eat the “baby” piece of cake? Or is that placenta? This is even worse than that armadillo cake in Steel Magnolias, and … More »