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“I’m trying to do this the healthy way.”
“Do it the healthy way, just do it faster.” More
While you were boozing and eating and enjoying family (or promising never to return home) yesterday, did you ever stop for a moment to consider the circumstances of those more fortunate than you? Did it ever cross your mind: what are the Kardashians doing for Christmas? More
Famous people lead cool lives where they don’t have to do anything ever but they have millions of dollars. In order to fill their days (and provide some semblance of time) they dress up in elaborate, nonsensical Halloween costumes (they … More
Kourtney Kardashian debuts her newborn daughter in the latest issue of Us Weekly. Strangely, the baby–”Penelope Scotland,” because that’s where the ball landed on the celebrity baby name roulette wheel–is already an entire month old. What with this being a Kardashian baby, we’re surprised they didn’t call a glam squad into Cedars-Sinai to remove any afterbirth and pose for the photos right then and there. More
Here is a waking nightmare in five minutes. The Kardashians took some footage from their vacation to the Dominican Republic–why did they need a vacation? isn’t their whole existence just buying designer shit and whining?–and cobbled together a music video… for “Hypnotize” by the Notorious B.I.G.. More
If you squished them all together, do you think you could make a complete human soul? More
Kourtney Kardashian announced her pregnancy this week and we thought we’d throw some suggestions into the ever growing list of baby names. For example: take a regular name, replace the first letter with a “L” and before you know it… More
Kristmas Kard? I was trying to identify the most hilarious things about this just-released Christmas Card of the Kardashian family but my list was so long and my eyes were beginning to swell up from all the hate-tears. More
First of all, this Fat Booth app is pretty despicable. It’s being sold by iTunes, and apparently the only thing it does is show you what you would look like if you were fat, so that you can laugh at … More
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Okay so I have to admit that I don’t really watch any of those Kardashian shows…I watched maybe the first couple, but then I didn’t understand why I would want to keep watching more. Soooo anyways, maybe it was explained … More