This week, editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff battle it out over the sexiest cartoon characters. Jennifer insists it’s Scrooge McDuck and Ashley insists it’s Bagheera from The Jungle Book. Then everyone learns something fundamentally true about everyone else and we go home feeling empty. More
Topic: Scrooge McDuck
Everybody poops, but some people poop better than others. Who? The people who take this pill which is guaranteed to turn your “innermost parts into chambers of wealth.” For only $425! There’s probably a philosophical point to be made about modern man trying to become Midas from the inside out, but I just want to think about how gold poo would look in the toilet. It would look kind of cool, and kind of creepy. Sign us up to begin defecating Scrooge McDuck style.- Consumerist More
Hey, guess what? All the characters you loved as a kid? They were ugly and in desperate need of radical transformations. More
Remember back in the “Duck Tale” days, when Scrooge McDuck would do the backstroke through heaps of gold coins? Well, ever since then, I often think about what kinds of things I could fill a room with and swim in. When I was younger, it was 3 Musketeers bars. Now that I’m older, it’s Dove chocolates.
Just kidding, it’s money! But also, this: More
On the heels of the joyous news that slushies might be good for you, comes crushing defeat by way of chocolate. The LA Times reports that the excessive consumption of chocolate might be linked to depression: “Those who screened positive … More