Topic: Scrooge McDuck

Lay Some Gold Bricks

Lay Some Gold Bricks

Everybody poops, but some people poop better than others. Who? The people who take this pill which is guaranteed to turn your “innermost parts into chambers of wealth.” For only $425! There’s probably a philosophical point to be made about modern man trying to become Midas from the inside out, but I just want to think about how gold poo would look in the toilet. It would look kind of cool, and kind of creepy. Sign us up to begin defecating Scrooge McDuck style.- Consumerist More »

Things I Want to Swim In: Cheese Edition

Things I Want to Swim In: Cheese Edition

Remember back in the “Duck Tale” days, when Scrooge McDuck would do the backstroke through heaps of gold coins? Well, ever since then, I often think about what kinds of things I could fill a room with and swim in. When I was younger, it was 3 Musketeers bars. Now that I’m older, it’s Dove chocolates.

Just kidding, it’s money! But also, this: More »