Topic: Seduction

Illustrated Guide: How To Marry A Wealthy Man

Illustrated Guide: How To Marry A Wealthy Man

Last week, we brought you an Illustrated Guide explaining how to seduce a wealthy man. Here’s what we said:

We’ve devoted a couple Illustrated Guides to the overwhelmingly stupid idea of spending $2000+ on a handbag just for the logo. But don’t worry, ladies, we just haven’t gotten to the convenient loophole: if you can convince someone else to spend $2000 on a handbag and give it to you, you are actually a genius. The only trick is you have to fuck ‘em first.

Wealthy dudes are everywhere right now: doing BDSM stuff and making spreadsheets. The field is wide open. This week’s Guide explains how to land one.

Now, we’re going to teach you how to seal the deal and “marry his credulous ass.” Let’s go! More »

Illustrated Guide: How To Seduce A Wealthy Man

Illustrated Guide: How To Seduce A Wealthy Man

We’ve devoted a couple Illustrated Guides to the overwhelmingly stupid idea of spending $2000+ on a handbag just for the logo. But don’t worry, ladies, we just haven’t gotten to the convenient loophole: if you can convince someone else to spend $2000 on a handbag and then give it to you, you are actually a genius. The only trick is you have to fuck ‘em first.

Wealthy dudes are everywhere right now: doing BDSM stuff and making spreadsheets. The field is wide open. This week’s Guide explains how to land one. More »

Have You Ever Worn A Sexy Costume?

Have You Ever Worn A Sexy Costume?

I mean, to seduce someone. Not just for Halloween where wearing a sexy costume just means that you’re embracing the whoriffic aspect of the holiday. Why do I ask? I ask because on the new 90210 Anna Lynn McCord’s character wears this sexy Navi costume to seduce her love interest (they met on the Internet) (this would not have happened on the old 90210). Some questions this raises: More »