She’s practically purrr-fect. More
Dita would not be proud of my last breakup. More
Last week, we brought you an Illustrated Guide explaining how to seduce a wealthy man. Here’s what we said:
We’ve devoted a couple Illustrated Guides to the overwhelmingly stupid idea of spending $2000+ on a handbag just for the logo. But don’t worry, ladies, we just haven’t gotten to the convenient loophole: if you can convinceÂ someone else to spend $2000 on a handbag and give it to you, you are actually a genius. The only trick is you have to fuck ‘em first.
Now, we’re going to teach you how to seal the deal and “marry his credulous ass.” Let’s go! More
We’ve devoted a couple Illustrated Guides to the overwhelmingly stupid idea of spending $2000+ on a handbag just for the logo. But don’t worry, ladies, we just haven’t gotten to the convenient loophole: if you can convinceÂ someone else to spend $2000 on a handbag and then give it to you, you are actually a genius. The only trick is you have to fuck ‘em first.
Our friends at TheFrisky compiled a great list of “Things a Guy Could Say That Would Make Us Fall Truly, Madly Deeply In Love.” They include statements like “You looked a little PMSy, so I baked you chocolate chip cookies and rented â€śBridget Jonesâ€™ Diaryâ€ť and “Let me tell you how I feel about you.” We made a list, too. It has different things on it. More
I mean, to seduce someone. Not just for Halloween where wearing a sexy costume just means that you’re embracing the whoriffic aspect of the holiday. Why do I ask? I ask because on the new 90210 Anna Lynn McCord’s character wears this sexy Navi costume to seduce her love interest (they met on the Internet) (this would not have happened on the old 90210). Some questions this raises: More
Wait, you might just sort of creep women out with your spontaneous display of dancing. I don’t know. But I do know that this completely sincere video that teaches you seduction through dance science is amazing. You just need to … More
It was bound to happen. There’s only so many magazines you can print with seemingly “all new” sex advice over the years, until finally, one day, you simply run out of things to say. And that, friends, is when the … More
This ad for Canadian lingerie company Fortnight is not only sexy but informative! You can learn how to perform the heimlich maneuver on someone and seduce them at the same time. Oh, internet, is there nothing you can’t teach us? … More
Your Hot-Topic wearing younger sister already knows how sexy he is. What she doesnâ€™t know is what a frighteningly unique person he is. Just as Jon Mayer comes away from every interview sounding like a douchebag, Robert Pattinson comes away … More
After seeing Jesse James’ rumored mistress â€“ Michelle â€śBombshellâ€ť McGee – we found ourselves wondering what it is about tattoo models thatâ€™s seductive enough to make someone cheat on Sandra Bullock. Weâ€™re guessing it wasnâ€™t Michelle’s neo-Nazi affiliations. So we … More