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Paul Photenhauer might be taking the word “cocktail” a little too literally. The amateur recipe developer has released a book of recipes for cocktails that all include human semen as a key ingredient. Experimentation is great, but is this idea sexy, or just gross? More
“Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic.” More
I understand wanting to have a baby. I also understand wanting to do it alone, or seeking the assistance of donors, or surrogates. But I’m not totally sure I can get behind taking unregulated sperm from some rando in NorCal who set up his own website and just hands out his spunk of his own volition. More
Screw the royal wedding – it’s all about guessing who future royal mistresses might be. – Dumb As a Blog
If you’re still new to the world of sexting, have no fear: here’s a primer on how to do it. – YourTango
There’s a disease that makes some men sick right after they have sex. It’s an allergy to their own semen. Yes, you read that correctly. – AOL Health
Too tired to get it on? These tips will keep you from passing out halfway through sex. – Betty Confidential
Some couples spend Valentine’s Day at a bed and breakfast or an expensive restaurant. And some people go to White Castle. – Consumerist
More brilliance from Jersey Shore: you should wear a “mind condom” if you think you’re being fucked in the head. – The Frisky More
Not too long ago I was performing the act of fellatio or, less eloquently, I was giving head. I had given oral to this particular person several times, and there had never been a problem. However, during this one particular incident there was a mild issue: his cum. Yes, his cum, his man juice, semen, ejaculation, whatever one wants to call it was absolutely foul and rancid. I was shocked; this had never ever been an issue. To quote Samantha from Sex and the City, “it’s never been a trip to Baskin Robbins,” but this particular, er, flavor was one for the record books. Having the type of relationship I have with this person, one of open communication and any chance to ridicule each other, I told him. When I did, a realization was made: asparagus. More
This is a necklace that looks like a dollop of semen serendipitously landed on your clavicle. Please read the amazing copy that accompanies it: “Pearl Necklace [is] an accurate representation of semen. It is a visual marker of chaos turned … More
In thinking about this week’s Misanthropologist, I thought it might be interesting to talk to some sexually active friends living in New York and ask them if there was a line they wouldn’t cross in bed. I assumed everybody’s got their something: some act that just seems too gross, too weird, too base, too demeaning. Further, even if you do occasionally participate in this one act for, say, the sake of your partner, are its bad qualities just too distracting for you to get off? More
How’s that for disgusting? Apparently, for the unlucky folks in Toronto, there’s a certain type of tree that when it blooms emits a bitter and pungent smell reminiscent of semen. Reminiscent enough that the tree’s nicknames include “sperm tree”, “semen … More
