Topic: Serena van der Woodsen slutty slut who sluts

I’m really ashamed of watching this show, or pretending we can learn anything from it, but last night’s episode was so much the essence of Gossip Girl that I keep snorting vodka as I think about, so let’s just review, shall we? It was a sort of public service announcement about STDs for labradoodle idiots. Namely, Gossip Girl sent out a blast saying that Serena had an STD and that she offered to have sex with a professor because she was late to his creative writing class. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. James Franco did that shit all the time. More »