Topic: Sex-Advice

Real Talk: Things We Thought Men Liked In Bed (And Were Wrong About)

Real Talk: Things We Thought Men Liked In Bed (And Were Wrong About)

Before one becomes sexually active, one has a couple years fraught by hyper awareness of sex and a preoccupation with being attractive. In this time, one develops a lot of ideas about what sex will be like. Most of them turn out to be absurd. A large portion of our ignorance can be attributed to 1) terrible sex advice from magazines and 2) the professed knowledge of our equally clueless friends. This kind of thing leads to the (still widely propagated) myth that, while performing oral sex on a man, one should hum “The Star Spangled Banner” for that… little… something… extra. This exact piece of horrible advice and much more ahead… More »

Bad in Bed with Men With Handlebar Mustaches

Bad in Bed with Men With Handlebar Mustaches

Welcome to Bad in Bed, where we discuss sex and relationship advice that we don’t want, and the people we don’t want it from. Today’s topic is men with handlebar mustaches.

Yesterday, we asked if you could date a man who wears skinny jeans. Well, today we take that line of questioning further, and ask: could you date a man who wears his (bad) sense of irony semi-permanently on his face? In other words, could you date a man with a handlebar mustache? More »

Bad in Bed With David DeAngelo

Bad in Bed With David DeAngelo

Welcome to Bad in Bed, where we discuss sex and relationship advice that we don’t want, and the people we don’t want it from. Today’s subject is David DeAngelo.

Ladies, I have to be fair here. I’ve been known to be pleasantly surprised by the advice doled out on AskMen.com. For instance, their tips for being communicative and enthusiastic during sex.

But right now, there’s a grievous offense going on over there at the hands of one David DeAngelo, who’s doling out advice that might make you vomit up your morning danish. More »

Party Favors: If You Don’t Dance, You Ain’t No Friend of Mine

Party Favors: If You Don't Dance, You Ain't No Friend of Mine

One woman claims that a prostitute from Craigslist saved her marriage. Too bad they had to shut down the Adult Services section. – YourTango

Is it a dealbreaker if you’re dating a guy who doesn’t like to dance? – MyDaily

TV chef Giada de Laurentiis says that it’s important to downplay your success and treat your husband like a “king” in order to have a happy relationship. – Blisstree

Love Groupon, but wish it could be used for sex toys or porn? Meet Exotic Deals. – Vator

Being cute: great for puppies, maybe not so great for women trying to find a man. – Betty Confidential

A new study says that young people would rather get a compliment than have great sex or make money. – USA Today More »

Party Favors: A Guide to Sleep Sex

Party Favors: A Guide to Sleep Sex

Here’s some sex advice from flight attendants. Surprisingly, the topic of how best to sex Ralph Fiennes in a bathroom is not covered. – Nerve

Is this a picture of Stephanie Seymour making out with her son? For everyone’s sake, we hope not. – The Frisky

Finally, sex tips everyone can use: how to have sleep-sex with your partner. – Crushable

The “sex toy queen of Britain” survived multiple poisoning attempts by her kids’ nanny. It probably helped that the nanny attempted to use salt, sugar, and windshield-wiper fluid as poisons. – Yahoo!

Snooki’s long-awaited novel A Shore Thing features a date rape scene. – Jezebel More »

Bad in Bed With Cosmo

Bad in Bed With Cosmo

Welcome to Bad in Bed, where we discuss sex and relationship advice that we don’t want, and the people we don’t want it from. Today’s subject is Cosmopolitan magazine.

Women’s magazines are notorious for attempting to choke us to death with bad relationship advice. Be coy, don’t be coy. Speak your mind, but only in the ways laid out in August’s issue, not July’s. Be a bitch, but be nice. Really, it’s enough to make one’s mind start to spin.

Well, the latest advice, courtesy of Cosmo, is to try to get comfortable with the idea of your partner checking other people out in front of you: More »

Video: ‘The View’ Has Advice for Dealing with Neighbors Who Have Loud Sex

Video: 'The View' Has Advice for Dealing with Neighbors Who Have Loud Sex

I don’t know if the ladies of The View are people I would take sex advice from – Elisabeth has repeatedly said on national television that the only form of birth control she uses is “taking a long time to brush her teeth and hoping her husband falls asleep” and Sherri never misses a chance to complain about how she hasn’t gotten laid. That said, what is the proper way to deal with neighbors who have super loud, annoying sex? More »

Party Favors: Sex Advice from Frylock

Party Favors: Sex Advice from Frylock

Meatwad, Frylock, and Master Shake (that’d be Aqua Teen Hunger Force to you) have some sex tips. Write this shit down. – Nerve

The night of the year you’re most likely to have a one night stand? New Year’s Eve, not surprisingly. – Lemondrop

Here are photos of celebrity women like Snooki and Katy Perry showing off their DSLs. That doesn’t mean their high-speed internet connections. – The Frisky

Ready for Kinect sex? Well, it may not be ready for you. – Consumerist

Air New Zealand’s billboards reading “Fares lower than your grandma’s boobs” have been taken down following complaints. – Stuff.co.nz More »

Relationship Advice From The Duggars: No Thank You

Relationship Advice From The Duggars: No Thank You

In the past, you and I have talked at great length about people we don’t want sex and relationship advice from. The conclusion we’ve come to, as I understand it, is that we actually don’t want sex and relationship advice from anyone, because no one knows what kind of sex and/or relationship you want better than you.

But it seems as though our message hasn’t reached the masses yet, ladies. More »