It’s time to remove the lomo-colored glasses, people. More
Heidi Klum has always been a bit of a scamp for a mainstream supermodel… More
The pill. Sometimes you need the extra protection of taking some form of it along with using condoms so you can fully enjoy sex without the concern of possibly getting preggers. More
If love is a battlefield, then sex may very well be a complicated game of strategy. Even the best relationships could benefit from a little coaching in the bedroom. More
Hahaha, they were so backwards then! More
Before one becomes sexually active, one has a couple years fraught by hyper awareness of sex and a preoccupation with being attractive. In this time, one develops a lot of ideas about what sex will be like. Most of them turn out to be absurd. A large portion of our ignorance can be attributed to 1) terrible sex advice from magazines and 2) the professed knowledge of our equally clueless friends. This kind of thing leads to the (still widely propagated) myth that, while performing oral sex on a man, one should hum “The Star Spangled Banner” for that… little… something… extra. This exact piece of horrible advice and much more ahead… More
Welcome to Bad in Bed, where we discuss sex and relationship advice that we don’t want, and the people we don’t want it from. Today’s topic is men with handlebar mustaches.
Yesterday, we asked if you could date a man who wears skinny jeans. Well, today we take that line of questioning further, and ask: could you date a man who wears his (bad) sense of irony semi-permanently on his face? In other words, could you date a man with a handlebar mustache? More
Welcome to Bad in Bed, where we discuss sex and relationship advice that we don’t want, and the people we don’t want it from. Today’s subject is David DeAngelo.
Ladies, I have to be fair here. I’ve been known to be pleasantly surprised by the advice doled out on AskMen.com. For instance, their tips for being communicative and enthusiastic during sex.
But right now, there’s a grievous offense going on over there at the hands of one David DeAngelo, who’s doling out advice that might make you vomit up your morning danish. More
One woman claims that a prostitute from Craigslist saved her marriage. Too bad they had to shut down the Adult Services section. – YourTango
Is it a dealbreaker if you’re dating a guy who doesn’t like to dance? – MyDaily
TV chef Giada de Laurentiis says that it’s important to downplay your success and treat your husband like a “king” in order to have a happy relationship. – Blisstree
Love Groupon, but wish it could be used for sex toys or porn? Meet Exotic Deals. – Vator
Being cute: great for puppies, maybe not so great for women trying to find a man. – Betty Confidential
Is this a picture of Stephanie Seymour making out with her son? For everyone’s sake, we hope not. – The Frisky
Finally, sex tips everyone can use: how to have sleep-sex with your partner. – Crushable
The “sex toy queen of Britain” survived multiple poisoning attempts by her kids’ nanny. It probably helped that the nanny attempted to use salt, sugar, and windshield-wiper fluid as poisons. – Yahoo!
Welcome to Bad in Bed, where we discuss sex and relationship advice that we don’t want, and the people we don’t want it from. Today’s subject is Cosmopolitan magazine.
Women’s magazines are notorious for attempting to choke us to death with bad relationship advice. Be coy, don’t be coy. Speak your mind, but only in the ways laid out in August’s issue, not July’s. Be a bitch, but be nice. Really, it’s enough to make one’s mind start to spin.
Well, the latest advice, courtesy of Cosmo, is to try to get comfortable with the idea of your partner checking other people out in front of you: More
I don’t know if the ladies of The View are people I would take sex advice from – Elisabeth has repeatedly said on national television that the only form of birth control she uses is “taking a long time to brush her teeth and hoping her husband falls asleep” and Sherri never misses a chance to complain about how she hasn’t gotten laid. That said, what is the proper way to deal with neighbors who have super loud, annoying sex? More
Meatwad, Frylock, and Master Shake (that’d be Aqua Teen Hunger Force to you) have some sex tips. Write this shit down. – Nerve
The night of the year you’re most likely to have a one night stand? New Year’s Eve, not surprisingly. – Lemondrop
Here are photos of celebrity women like Snooki and Katy Perry showing off their DSLs. That doesn’t mean their high-speed internet connections. – The Frisky
Ready for Kinect sex? Well, it may not be ready for you. – Consumerist
In the past, you and I have talked at great length about people we don’t want sex and relationship advice from. The conclusion we’ve come to, as I understand it, is that we actually don’t want sex and relationship advice from anyone, because no one knows what kind of sex and/or relationship you want better than you.
But it seems as though our message hasn’t reached the masses yet, ladies. More