Topic: sex and the city

What Your Sleeping Habits Say About You

What Your Sleeping Habits Say About You

The Daily Mail has a guide on what your sleeping habits – with a partner – say about you. But they’re really what they say about you AND SOMEONE ELSE. What if you – like the wolf, or Eleanor Rigby – sleep alone? What if the bed is all yours? What do your unique sleeping habits say then? I made you a guide, and it’s a lot better than the Daily Mail’s because I illustrated it on Microsoft Paint. More »

If Your Ex Boyfriend Were An HBO Series…

If Your Ex Boyfriend Were An HBO Series...

After a breakup there’s nothing more therapeutic than a three day HBO binge of that show you never got to watch while you were out having a life and dating. So he thought Girls was lame nepotism, Game of Thrones was for nerds, and Sex and The City was for insecure women and naive teenage girls… but now you can submerse yourself in a world much more interesting than your own and analyze the shit out of him while doing it. So turn off the lights, grab a tub of nuts, a camelback of Chardonnay and thank the break-up gods he gave you his parents’ HBO GO password before he left. More »

Is It Better To Be The Mistress Instead Of The Wife? Here Are 10 Famous Mistresses Who Apparently Thought So.

Is It Better To Be The Mistress Instead Of The Wife? Here Are 10 Famous Mistresses Who Apparently Thought So.

After this season of Mad Men came to an end and we, once again, witnessed a whole slew of cheating, I declared to my mother that I’d rather be a mistress than a wife. As usual, there was a long pause, followed by a sigh then her questioning exactly where she went wrong in raising me. I asked her in response: “where did you go right, woman?” More »