Topic: Sexuality

Special Ed Teacher Diana Medley Tries To Create ‘Traditional’ Prom With No Gay Kids

Special Ed Teacher Diana Medley Tries To Create 'Traditional' Prom With No Gay Kids

Straight teens of America! Are you feeling oppressed by all the existing that LGBT kids have been allowed to do lately? Do you feel your heterosexual unions are threatened by the gay love next door? Are you sick and tired of your hoity toity “state” thinking it’s too good to be friends with your very important church? Indiana special ed teacher Diana Medley hears you, and she is taking action. More »

Hugh Hefner Stops Motorboating Boobs Long Enough To Pen Moving Editorial On Marriage Equality

Hugh Hefner Stops Motorboating Boobs Long Enough To Pen Moving Editorial On Marriage Equality

The other day, Hugh Hefner took a break from motorboating blonde ladies’ boobies and having baby oil orgies while Matlock plays in the background to write what is actually a pretty good editorial in favor of marriage equality for LGBT Americans. I’m sure he worked with an editor on it, but I think it shows he still has some sense rattling around in that greying head of his, despite all the concussions his constant motorboating has given him. More »