People with higher IQs might just have a higher sex drive than their lower-IQ having counterparts (even though those people doubtless have kindness IQs of 175). A sex toy retailer conducted a survey that found that, in England, students at Cambridge spend the most on sex toys, while students at Oxford spend the second most. Does that mean that smarter people are more into sex? More
If Slate doesn’t think skinterns are cool, they shouldn’t have given them such a great name. More
Neither of PeTA’s sexiest vegans is Pamela Anderson, because she’s not a vegan. But doesn’t she look good in a cabbage bikini? More
Remember those three guys who were reportedly so attractive that they had to be removed from the Jenadrivah Heritage and Cultural Festival, and deported from Saudi Arabia? The trio were attending the festival, but were kicked out for allegedly really, really ridiculously good looking.
Well, here’s one of ‘em. Meet Omar Borkan Al Gala. More
Remember, kids: it is significantly more important to perceive superiority over everyone else than to be pleased with one’s own life. More
Professor Hugo Schwyzer – who, full disclosure, is a friend to some of us here at The Gloss – teaches a college course in pornography. I almost certainly would have signed up for that class, because I would think it wouldn’t be that hard. HAHAHAHAHA, that’s what she said.
Oh, God, the very notion of this course sent me plummeting back to jokes that might have been relevant five years ago. I’m terribly sorry. I will try to think of better ones while we watch this video: More
When you think of people who shine shoes, do you imagine an aging man who has tips on what’s going on in the market? Someone who wears a bow tie? Someone who, in a movie, says to the young upstart on Wall Street, “Money doesn’t make anybody happy, son. Only love does that.” That’s advice that the protagonist will not take, until his fall from grace. At the end he’ll see the old shoe-shine man, nodding sagely, and he’ll realize that man was truly a master of obvious facts.
You watch too many old movies. Now men just want their shoes shined by sexy women in short shorts. More
I sometimes feel there is a pattern with Shelved Dolls. I begin with a saint, then write about a serial killer and then a sinner – and start the rotation again. Marion Davies was going to be our sinner but, according to Tennessee Williams and good people everywhere she “made up for the rest of Hollywood” so I decided we needed a really spicy courtesan this week.
A regular champagne bubble about town, if you will. More
Hey bitches, let’s talk about dressing sexy! This week on Upfront With Mari, your host of never-ending knowledge Mari Correa is here to answer one of our wonderful reader’s questions. Julie asks, “How do you dress sexy without looking slutty?” More
Jon Hamm has a penis, and apparently you can see it. More
Do you know Dan Stevens? Of course you do. You might not know him by name, but you watch Downton Abbey. You watch it with your mom, over holidays, while drinking cocoa, and watch him depict Matthew. And you weep. You weep at all the poignant lines. Here. Look at him in this tuxedo. You know exactly what he looks like. OR DO YOU. More