Topic: sexy

A Higher IQ May Mean A Higher Sex Drive

A Higher IQ May Mean A Higher Sex Drive

People with higher IQs might just have a higher sex drive than their lower-IQ having counterparts (even though those people doubtless have kindness IQs of 175). A sex toy retailer conducted a survey that found that, in England, students at Cambridge spend the most on sex toys, while students at Oxford spend the second most. Does that mean that smarter people are more into sex? More »

What Do You Learn In A College Porn Class?

What Do You Learn In A College Porn Class?

Professor Hugo Schwyzer – who, full disclosure, is a friend to some of us here at The Gloss – teaches a college course in pornography. I almost certainly would have signed up for that class, because I would think it wouldn’t be that hard. HAHAHAHAHA, that’s what she said.

Oh, God, the very notion of this course sent me plummeting back to jokes that might have been relevant five years ago. I’m terribly sorry. I will try to think of better ones while we watch this video: More »

Do You Want A Sexy Shoe Shine?

Do You Want A Sexy Shoe Shine?

When you think of people who shine shoes, do you imagine an aging man who has tips on what’s going on in the market? Someone who wears a bow tie? Someone who, in a movie, says to the young upstart on Wall Street, “Money doesn’t make anybody happy, son. Only love does that.” That’s advice that the protagonist will not take, until his fall from grace. At the end he’ll see the old shoe-shine man, nodding sagely, and he’ll realize that man was truly a master of obvious facts.

You watch too many old movies. Now men just want their shoes shined by sexy women in short shorts. More »

Shelved Dolls: La Paiva – A Really Glamorous Monster

 Shelved Dolls: La Paiva - A Really Glamorous Monster

I sometimes feel there is a pattern with Shelved Dolls. I begin with a saint, then write about a serial killer and then a sinner – and start the rotation again. Marion Davies was going to be our sinner but, according to Tennessee Williams and good people everywhere she “made up for the rest of Hollywood” so I decided we needed a really spicy courtesan this week.

A regular champagne bubble about town, if you will. More »