Topic: sexy

Hot Stuff Guys Used To Do: Be The Duke Of Wellington

Okay, you are going to read the response the Duke of Wellington – the British Prime Minister and war hero who won the battle of Waterloo against Napoleon – wrote when the British government asked him for specific accounts. I’m not going to lie, you’re probably going to think the first paragraph is boring. Keep reading. If you are a heterosexual woman (or gay man), and, by the end of this letter your head is not tilted back and you are not muttering, “Marry me, Duke of Wellington”, I’m not sure we can be friends anymore. More »

Kate Upton Rolls Around, Caresses Neck & Gets Adorably Sexy In Vogue Germany’s ‘It Had To Be You’

Also included:
- Flirty laughing
- Topless banter
- Horseback riding
- Feathers
- Some guy’s abs
- Brief semi-toplessness
- More guys’ abs More »

This Is What Courtney Stodden Wore To The King Of Thailand’s 85th Birthday Party

You would not wear the outfit Courtney Stodden wore to your 85 year old grandmother’s birthday party, let alone the King of Thailand’s birthday party. More »

The Worst Undergarments To Have Sex In (NSFW)

Spanx aren’t the only things that won’t add to the convenience of your sex life. Let’s a take a look at a few very inconvenient truths about some of these garments right now, as well as their potential consequences. This may be a bit NSFW, by the way. More »

Hot Stuff Guys Used To Do: Be Spartans

My favorite story about Sparta that is not mentioned in the 300 is the one where men stuff weasels down their shirts. More »

Korea Times Believes Onion Article About Kim Jong Un Being The Sexiest Man Alive

I don’t know what we’re getting out of this item other than “The Onion tricked a paper into thinking they were an actual news source” but what the hell, let’s snicker. Here, incidentally, is a picture that the People’s Daily Online is using to evidence Kim Jong Un’s sexiness: More »

Your Complete Guide To Sexy Photos Rihanna Has Tweeted Of Herself

The implication seems to be that it's okay to go running without a shirt on

And it's okay to be a biker without pants!

There’s another sexy Rihanna picture, you guys. Have you noticed the newspapers announce every new photo she tweets? Every single one. And they come out every single day. You know what? Let’s just get them all here, and then we’ll have a complete compendium, and we can evaluate each one like a damn work of art. Pick your favorite! More »

Lady Gaga Sexily Grinding In Cake On The Floor

This isn’t “finger-lickin’ good,” guys. It’s floor cake. And floor cake is gross in every way. More »

Retro Snap: Who Is This Comically Perfect Man?

Okay, just admire this for a second, and see if you can recognize him. It’s Friday afternoon, I just want to give you something nice, and pretty, and gentle, like a picture of this perfect man. More »

What We're Reading:

Woman Divorces Soldier Who Lost Legs Because She Wants A Normal Life
Source: The Stir
6 Ways Sex Can Make You More Attractive
Source: YourTango
This Will Drive Your Man Wild Before Sex
Source: The Stir
Why Kissing Matters During Foreplay
Source: YourTango
3 Ways He Can Tell You're Faking An Orgasm
Source: YourTango

Offensive Sexy Halloween Costumes For Men

Well, let’s go the other way with this, because God knows there are enough sexy Halloween costumes for women. Here are some equally ridiculous costumes for men: More »

Retro Snap: Can You Recognize This Mermaid?

Oh, goodness, it’s Halloween again. More »

Allison Brie And Gillian Jacobs Are Spanking One Another In Lingerie

Everyone be cool, Gillian Jacobs and Allison Brie seem merely to be performing an homage to Bettie Page and Sally Rand in this “silly” video. I want to point this out before anyone decides it’s an audition tape for Fifty Shades of Grey. But how do they stack up against the originals? Well, first we should probably watch the video: More »

Taken 2′s Bizarre Take On Sexual Politics

Evil sex traffickers keep threatening the daughter of Liam Neeson’s ass-kicking character, and he keeps killing them—this is the premise of the awesome Taken franchise. More »

Your Sexy Sesame Street Costumes

We’ve already touched on Sexy Big Bird, but I think it’s worth pointing out that if Mitt Romney cuts funding for PBS, there is a good chance that ALL the character of Sesame Street will be forced to turn to sex work to earn a living. And then other GOP reps will probably tell you that Big Bird is easy to rape. I just think this is something to take into consideration this Halloween, and, you know, again in November. This is their future: More »

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