Topic: sexy

Do You Want A Sexy Shoe Shine?

Do You Want A Sexy Shoe Shine?

When you think of people who shine shoes, do you imagine an aging man who has tips on what’s going on in the market? Someone who wears a bow tie? Someone who, in a movie, says to the young upstart on Wall Street, “Money doesn’t make anybody happy, son. Only love does that.” That’s advice that the protagonist will not take, until his fall from grace. At the end he’ll see the old shoe-shine man, nodding sagely, and he’ll realize that man was truly a master of obvious facts.

You watch too many old movies. Now men just want their shoes shined by sexy women in short shorts. More »

Shelved Dolls: La Paiva – A Really Glamorous Monster

 Shelved Dolls: La Paiva - A Really Glamorous Monster

I sometimes feel there is a pattern with Shelved Dolls. I begin with a saint, then write about a serial killer and then a sinner – and start the rotation again. Marion Davies was going to be our sinner but, according to Tennessee Williams and good people everywhere she “made up for the rest of Hollywood” so I decided we needed a really spicy courtesan this week.

A regular champagne bubble about town, if you will. More »

10 Things That Happened When I Tried A Pole Dancing Class

10 Things That Happened When I Tried A Pole Dancing Class

I feel like every time I pick up the Daily Mail I read about a woman who is losing weight by pole dancing. Every time. It appears all they have to do is go in and they are losing weight and swinging their bodies around the pole like a spider monkey. I thought maybe it would be fun to write my own article about things that happened when I tried a pole dancing class at my gym. This happened: More »