Goodbye muffin tops. More
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Spanx shapewear is not for everyone. But it is probably the best thing for some of you people. Are you included? More
Do you live in constant fear of people seeing the outline of your labia? Me neither. But in case you share Jennifer Lawrence‘s insecurity about wearing a camel toe along with your workout clothes, there’s a new kind of shapewear that’ll keep your crotch crease-free. More
We see Photoshop everywhere: in magazines, on album artwork, in major fashion and beauty campaigns, on movie posters and even in our friends’ selfies on Facebook. But few places are more reliable for bottom of the barrel retouching than online stores: sometimes it’s just a few slices off the abdomen for slimming, sometimes the slicing and dicing results in irregular growths, sometimes the humanity is scrubbed away completely and sometimes people just be aliens. More
The one time I did wear Spanx, I had trouble breathing and spent the entire event repeating “I’m a human sausage” in my head. I think it was somebody’s Bar Mitzvah, so the whole sausage thing was really inappropriate. More
Also a line of “shaping” lounge wear. More
Get psyched, soccer moms. Sofia Vergara, master of the well-handled wardrobe malfunction, is adding a line of shapewear to her Kmart collection, and she promises it will be “fun and cute.” More
“The phrase ‘necessary evil’ says it all. They are painful and annoying, but at times, they are a must-have.”
Um, no. Necessary evil: cars, condoms, taxes. Unnecessary evil: shapewear that makes you feel like you’re being digested by an anaconda in a 1997 action-horror starring Jennifer Lopez and Ice Cube. More
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The phrase “Pippa Middleton ass” turns up some 1,320,000 results in Google. There is even a website called PippasAss.com (you don’t need to visit) that catalogues Pippa’s backside-related goings on. It comes as no surprise then, that someone is trying to turn Pippa Middleton’s butt into a marketing hook. More
Who wears shapewear? …Teenagers, young women and the already svelte. More
Because diets suck.
Love your boyfriend but want his package to look heftier? Well, that’s weird because padded underwear isn’t going to help out in any meaningful way (unless you think lumpy junk is insanely alluring). Let’s investigate. More
The “Teenage Dream” singer’s mouth is 150 Swarovski crystals worth of weird. -People
Since a lot of people would buy anything Natalia Vodianova is selling, it sounds like Russia will host the World Cup. -Modelinia
Angelina Jolie will collaborate on a jewelry line. Someone has likely beaten me to a joke about blood vial necklaces. -WWD
Isabel Toledo has designed… a candle. -T Magazine
Another non sequitur designer collaboration, Jessica Simpson’s pile of gold, Gisele to breed again, and More