Kate Upton: equal opportunity body hair shamer. More
Don’t let your boyfriend read this column. Especially not if your boyfriend looks at pornography and makes puppy dog eyes while pleading with you to remove every single hair down there. How do you deal with this? I have frequently pointed out that untold generations managed to lead satisfying sex lives before the mass deforestation started by late ‘80’s porn.
But it turns out that smoothness down below is not just an invention of late stage capitalism. Nope. Turns out that the ancient Greeks, alongside being masters of art, literature, philosophy, and toga parties, were also quite skilled at getting their women to engage in pubic hair depilation. More
Ah! Men and their need to see, have or taste a hairless vagina. More
Sorry, I don’t hate looking like an adult with my clothes off. More
The pros and cons that come with shaving before a first date are pretty much the same. More
There’s no better way to start your summer of memories then by winning $50 worth of Skintimate products. This spring, Skintimate asked you to submit your photographs showing how you’re Ready For Everything, and now when you vote for your favorite shots you will be entered into a daily drawing to win free Skintimate summer swag. Two grand prize winners will be flown to New York City to star in a photo shoot for In Touch and Life & Style magazines. Help us choose the winning photos now! More
One day, you’re going along, doing your thing, sitting outside at lunch eating a peanut butter sandwich in your mall shorts and thinking about after-school cartoons when all of a sudden some girl comes along and points out that you have hair on your legs. Though it has never occurred to you this is completely horrifying, it does now. More
Here are a few must haves for your Spring Beauty Survival Kit to keep you ready for everything and looking like you’ve been in an underground beauty spa for the winter season. More
While contemplating the awfulness that is New Year’s Eve dresses, I had a sudden thought. Millions of women across the country are going to have to dust off that razor, hop in the tub and shave those hairy, nasty winter legs. Or they are going to be like me and wear super-thick tights out to the bars this year. I mean, that is what most people will do right? Tights or leggings under their dress? Because who on earth shaves in the winter? More
It takes a special man to recognize how good women have it.
We make a lot of bad beauty decisions every day, probably because we love smearing lipstick on our mouths mindlessly in random concentric circles. But some? Some rise above the rest like hair on fire. More