Topic: Shoes

Bar Requires High Heels For Female Patrons

Bar Requires High Heels For Female Patrons

You know how high heels are really bad for your feet? Well, one bar thinks that you should be required to harm your feet in order to get through their doors! Cool, right? ProAbition, a self-proclaimed “UltraLounge” in Riverside, California, put out a flier on Facebook to encourage people to attend their 1920s-themed opening night. On it, they included a guide for how customers should dress. More »

Absurdly Expensive Items Of Clothing I Will Be Making And Selling

Absurdly Expensive Items Of Clothing I Will Be Making And Selling

In the past few days, we’ve seen some absurdly expensive items of clothing. Like a $68,000 jacket that was made out of wool. And… had lapels. And shoes made out of gold, because people love walking around in things that are really heavy. Up until this point, I thought I would have to work hard, like Pierpont Morgan, to amass a fortune, but actually, all I have to do it make one single item of clothing and sell it. These are some ideas. You can let me know which one you would like to buy. More »

Victoria Beckham Owns Flat Shoes

Victoria Beckham Owns Flat Shoes

I know what you are saying to yourself. You’re saying, “What kind of lies have you worked into that headline, Jennifer? Next you will be telling me that Pluto is not a planet.” But no, friends, unlike Science, I would not lie to you! Victoria Beckham owns flat shoes. There’s a picture and everything. More »

Reebok Acts Like They Care About Not Promoting Rape (High Five, Shoe Guys!)

Reebok Acts Like They Care About Not Promoting Rape (High Five, Shoe Guys!)

When rapper Rick Ross condoned rape in one of his songs, thousands of people were angered. The lyrics, which discussed drugging and raping a female with terrible bravado, hit far too close to home at a moment when high-profile cases like Steubenville or Rehtaeh Parsons dominate the public consciousness – cases, notably, where the victim was intoxicated, possibly drugged, brought to different locations and assaulted by men. More »

Stuff I Am Bringing To SXSW

Stuff I Am Bringing To SXSW

Greetings from the air! If you are reading this, I am already on my way to Austin, TX for five days of music, tacos and insanity at the South By Southwest music festival. Perusing the various fashion blogs, today, I noticed a lot of fashion advice that might be a tad extravagant for the average SXSW goer. As someone who has been to this festival seven times going on eight now, I feel I have a unique perspective on what one should and should not bring to this ridiculous event. Read on to see how to cram a week’s worth of cute outfits into a carry-on suitcase. More »