Topic: Shopping

‘As If!’ Now We Can All Dress Just Like Clueless‘ Cher Horowitz

The 90′s may be long gone, but the fine people at The Coveteur have created one of the most fun Clueless-related shopping games to ever exist! More »

BONUS! I Regret: My $33,000 Credit Card Debt

A bonus reader submission to end Regrets Week right! Be sure to vote for your favorite regret to win some designer shades. More »

Barack Obama Used To Shop At Thrift Stores

The more politically radical I get, the less I care who wins this stupid presidential election. It’s all a sham, dude! Can’t you see? Then I see Barack Obama talking about stuff on television, and the man’s charm is like kryptonite all over again. More »

Love/Hate Week: Valentine’s Shopping Advice From A Lingerie Expert

I work in a lingerie store in a large American city. It’s a small, mid-to-high end boutique, in a trendy neighborhood. Over the last ten years, I have helped thousands of women, with all sorts of shapes, budgets, and expectations outfit themselves for their Valentine’s Day sexy times. Here are some things I’ve learned: More »

Karlie Kloss Goes All-American For Americana Manhasset

There might be nothing that Kloss can’t do. More »

Black Friday Was For Hipsters, Too: Crowd Storms Urban Outfitters

If you thought that Black Friday was just for bored housewives and your mall-addicted, gum-snapping cousins, think again. More »

Video: Bergdorf Goodman’s Holiday Commercial Is Full Of Adorable Dogs

Don’t watch this if you’re feeling emotional. More »

Gallery: 10 Things I’d Rather Do Than Go Shopping On Black Friday

Black Friday is only two days away, guys! What’s your battle plan? Mine is to stay as far away from centers of commerce as possible, because that shit is terrifying. Here are some things I’d rather do instead. More »

Kohl’s Spoofs Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ In Commercial For Black Friday

Clever, isn’t it? More »

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Blonde Woman Versus Escalator

It’s almost Black Friday, the most frightening day to shop all year. You see all kinds of crazy things on Black Friday, it’s like Tracy Jordan describing his childhood (“I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo…they were very drunk,” “I’ve seen a hooker eat a tire,”). Anyway, this video is a good primer for the crazed, soulless need to consume that overtakes people when that terrible day arrives. More »