Do you ever look at paparazzi photos of Lady Gaga and think, “I wish those clothes were available online so I could dress like a pantsless asshole from Mars, too”? More
Today, in signs of the end times: “jorjeggings,” a meta-portmanteau of the preexisting portmanteaus “jorts” and “jeggings,” are real, and coming to a store near you. Racked reported yesterday that the unfortunately named and even more unfortunate looking garment is … More
It has recently come to my attention that I don’t shop very much. More
We checked out these shoes by Pringle of Scotland, about which TheFrisky said “If you notice your ankles strapping on a pair of coconuts, it may be time to take them off.” We like feathers – but we feel like we’ve seen it done better, and for less than $950. Here are some super-cool options. More
Apparently gender based spending is hurting retailers, because women refuse to spend! Because: Women are far more pessimistic about the economic outlook, with just 21% of women surveyed prepared to say the economy was “strong” (compared to 38% of men) … More
What should you do when your ex-boyfriend hits on you in front of his new girlfriend? Ask a cat for advice, obviously. – Blisstree
PDA is always wrong, but it’s even wronger at a Hindu temple. – YourTango
A Chinese woman who was forced to get an IUD is now trying to claim asylum in the United States. Wasn’t there a West Wing episode about this? – The Frisky
No one likes having a terrible Valentine’s Day. But those awful days seem better when you turn them into a poem. – Betty Confidential
Living together in sin is basically the same as being married. Except for when it isn’t. – TresSugar
Karl Lagerfeld’s latest ad for Chanel, Window World, seems to be a lot like the ’80′s movie Mannequin, except scarier, with less speaking, and less wondering “why is Samantha from Sex and the City a mannequin?” It’s arty! It’s kind of like Black Swan in a department store! Still, nothing has ever made us want to run around a department store more than the montage scene in Mannequin. Compare the two and vote for your favorite:
Prankster Jack Vale’s latest video involves him following around shoppers at a Target and narrating their every move. I don’t know why it’s so eerily compelling, but it is. More
Whether it was for Christmas, Hanukkah, or any other December holiday, you probably received gifts that you will definitely be returning. Here are 5 stores whose return policies you should have down pat, no matter if you’re returning an ugly sweater from your grandmother, a hilarious “sexy” outfit from your boyfriend, or some sort of geeky electronic that you will definitely never use. More
We recently held a contest here on The Gloss, where four lucky readers scored American Express giftcards. We asked readers to send us their most ridiculous Black Friday stories, and here are the four we chose. More
Is there ever a good way to be broken up with? – Marie Claire
Read this if you’re thinking about cheating on your partner. – YourTango
How would you feel if you and your boyfriend lived next door to his mom? – Lemondrop
As if there could be any losers at the Academy Awards of Porn. – The Frisky
kensie will let you change your clothes as often as you change your mind – without breaking the bank! The fashion brand is perfect for the modern girl who likes to mix feminine chic with edgy style. Now, kensie is opening an online shopping site (kensie.com) and it’s filled with awesome buys. We’re loving the floaty floral tops paired with bad-ass leather-like leggings and feminine dresses with knee-high motorcycle boots. And with price tags almost too good to be true (we’ve got our eye on a totally on-trend alpine print cardigan for just $78!) you’ll still have money left over for holiday shopping.
The prices are always fantastic – and kensie.com is celebrating the season with an additional 40% off all merchandise on December 7th. On December 8-12 they are offering 25% off on their New Year’s Party looks. We’re sold. More
Sometimes you’re walking down the street, and you wander into a nice little boutique. You’re the only one in there, so you strike up a seemingly innocent conversation with the salesperson about how adorable all the merchandise is.
That’s when you glance at the price tags — you are out of your element. You start to panic — you’re all alone in there, cornered like a helpless fawn. The saleslady has already begun picking up items and starting a room for you. It’s all happening so fast.
How to get out of there without shamefully producing a copy of your bank statement? Here are some suggestions: More