Did you know the average American spends more than 30% of his or her adult waking life inside of a Trader Joe’s? Sooner or later, every kind of person will wind up wandering the slightly-too-narrow aisles and asking “Yo, is this “ethnic” label variation on Trader Joe racially problematic?” (The answer is often yes!) More
The mean reds are nothing to joke about, so let’s try to nip them in the bud, shall we? At least for the sake of the Holly Golightly in us all. More
The truth hurts, darling; so you won’t feel a thing. More
Cyber Monday is that one day a year where all the little lies you’ve been telling your boss are finally used two fold, and you realize that although your job technically involves other responsiblities, you, after so many years being under the thumb of a tyrant, fully understanding that fuck, yeah, you’re a goddamn master at pulling the wool over your boss’ eyes. More
Walking around the various shopping centers during the holidays is not fun: they blast Kenny G’s Christmas carol covers for hours on end, every check-out has an insane line of loud complainers on cell phones and there are always children with tears streaming down their faces. Do you ever get so stressed out that you wind up buying yourself a present? More
I don’t know about you, but I spend way too much time looking at old high school friends’ updates on Facebook and sifting through work emails. Somewhere in the time between my first cup of coffee and the 4pm rush, I’ve wasted my precious internet moments on meaningless crap. Again. More
As part of his ongoing efforts to turn Kim Kardashian into his ideal, high fashion, hip-hop Stepford wife, Kanye West made her excise many of the more “ghetto” items from her closet. (His word, not mine.) And now, lucky us, she’s put said items up for sale on Ebay! While most people might balk at the chance to pay $1,000 for something deemed too trashy for Kim Kardashian, think of it as your good deed for the day. After all, she gives a whopping 10% of the proceeds to charity. Here are a few of my favorite items from Kim’s makeover fire sale. More
By which I mean conservatively dressed women, not female republicans. Which is a shame, because Sarah Palin could probably benefit from reading a fashion site or two. More
So now that I’ve gotten all high-and-mighty about maturity and taking responsibility for your own actions, I’d like to continue the grown-up discussion with a different subject. Back-to-school shopping.
Why would grown-ups talk about back-to-school shopping? You might be asking. Unless we’re talking about the grown-ups’ school-aged children. But we’re not. We’re talking about me. More
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The more politically radical I get, the less I care who wins this stupid presidential election. It’s all a sham, dude! Can’t you see? Then I see Barack Obama talking about stuff on television, and the man’s charm is like kryptonite all over again. More
I work in a lingerie store in a large American city. It’s a small, mid-to-high end boutique, in a trendy neighborhood. Over the last ten years, I have helped thousands of women, with all sorts of shapes, budgets, and expectations outfit themselves for their Valentine’s Day sexy times. Here are some things I’ve learned: More
There might be nothing that Kloss can’t do. More