Topic: Shorts

Photoshop Of Horrors: This Gap Model Has An Alarming Growth–Should Probably Get It Checked Out

Photoshop Of Horrors: This Gap Model Has An Alarming Growth--Should Probably Get It Checked Out

We see a lot of Photoshop disasters around here and oftentimes, they’re examples some readers would dispute–it’s not an out and out disaster, they say, if it’s just an overabundance of airbrushing. We admit we’re probably more inclined than some to call disaster if it’s an example of too much Photoshop (as opposed to an example of particularly bad Photoshop), but this time, we can probably all agree.
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The New York Times Just Discovered Men Wear Shorts In The Summer

 The New York Times  Just Discovered Men Wear Shorts In The Summer

Remember last summer, when the New York Times discovered that sometimes, in the summer, women wear dresses? Dude. They have some new news. New news that you were almost certainly already aware of. Sometimes, in the summer, while women are wearing dresses, men wear shorts. Men do this even though the 5th rule of being a gentleman is “don’t wear shorts” (this was an arbitrary rule made up by a magazine, but I’ve decided it’s chiseled in stone). When something is obvious, The New York Times is on it! Unless it possibly contains the word “fuck!” More »

An Ode To Premature Summer Style

An Ode To Premature Summer Style

Mother Nature has spoken. When it’s almost 90 degrees in March in the Midwest, this is the year for people who just can’t wait to get into shorts and tank tops. Let’s all appreciate those dedicated beach bums who refuse conventional trappings like jackets and cardigans. They get straight to summer and this is the year for them. More »