Showgirls may have taught us that dog food is more delicious than brown rice, but not many people come away from that wanting to eat it. Except for one man. More
Burlesque is like a magical turducken of a movie, stuffed with Showgirls and Cabaret and Coyote Ugly. There are a lot of reasons to see it, but here are five.
Lil Wayne is getting out of prison, and his buddies have said they’re celebrating by hiring a bunch of strippers. The best part of that is that they said it was going to be an “elegant evening” which caused us … More
For only $19.95 you can make it look as though you are so cold your nipples are poking right through your bra. That’s what being sexy is all about. And the Bodyperk Nipple Enhancers are now available in mocha! Do they work? Should you run out and buy a pair right now? It’s hard to say, as their testimonial page appears to largely be written by men pretending to be women and contains gems like: More
I’ve taken home a lot of lasting lessons from the cinematic masterpiece Showgirls: that a heavy eye paired with a heavy lip can be just right in certain situations, that it’s best not to bounce down a set of metal … More
No one wants to pull a Nomi Malone and claim that her dress is from “Ver-sayce.” But while Showgirls undoubtedly schooled many of today’s twentysomething women in how to say “Versace” without being mocked by strip club owners, do you … More