Joni Mitchell was rushed to the hospital but remains in good spirits. More
There is a post over at TheFrisky about a girl who cannot sleep. She explains that she is tired, so tired. She wonders why she is so tired. So she goes to a doctor. I could have told her why she is so tired. More
Barf, hurl, vomit or puke — it’s called throwing up, but it really brings me down. Even if you have a friend who swears she will always be there to hold your hair back, sooner or later we all barf on ourselves. It happens to everyone, particularly after a night of too little food and too much whiskey. More
AHHH I AM DEATH.
What do you do while you’re just carrying around the plague inside you, waiting for your legs to get chopped off?
And by “best” we mean “most flesh eating.” More
Yesterday, Kim Kardashian tried to claim that her newly-puffier lips were the result of the flu, to which I (a current Flu-Haver) called out as ridiculous. However, there are some ways that being sick can make you feel pretty. Or at least, if you’re Monica in that Friends episode where Chandler is too icked out by her being sick to have flu-sex with her, it can convince other people you’re sexy. Which is the same as being sexy, so whatever. More
Hello. This is Duncan, Allie’s boyfriend. I’m writing this to let you know Allie will not have a post here this week due to a sudden illness that came on Tuesday and became quite severe on Wednesday. She is feeling … More