Topic: signs

So now the Zodiac is all different, and everything is terrible, because I’m not a Taurus anymore. Now I’m an Aries, which sucks, except whoa Aries are awesome. They’re number 1! I did not know that! But I’m not giving up being a Taurus because… being stubborn is my favorite thing. So I’m going to be an Aurus. It’s a bull with a goat head and it can punch people using only its brain. You think that’s stupid? It’s no stupider than Ophiuchus, which I refuse to believe is even a real sign. Anyhow, here’s the new list of signs. Let us know if yours changed, or if you completely refuse to accept change, which is a very Aurus thing to do. More »