Topic: sin

Audrey wants any prospective suitors to know that her guilty pleasure is cheating! My guilty pleasures are eating chocolate chip cookies that I draw faces on with frosting and snorting bath salts. Audrey took the Fed Ex man into her workplace and did him. I have not done this (yet). So, speaking from an outsider’s perspective I would say, “no, cheating cannot be all good, barring the possibility that you are Simone de Beauvoir and Sartre, and then it wasn’t really “cheating,” was it, although, real talk, I think it still upset Simone de Beauvoir on some level.” Can someone whose guilty pleasure is cheating please tell me how you can pull it off and have it be “all good?” If you could get back to me before the Fed Ex guy comes, that would be great. More »