Topic: Sluts

Gallery: Fox News Commentator’s Un-Funny Lesbian Joke Inspires Funny Twitter Trending Topic

Gallery: Fox News Commentator's Un-Funny Lesbian Joke Inspires Funny Twitter Trending Topic

As you may know, whoreface harlot Sandra Fluke somehow slutted her way into a marriage proposal from her longtime boyfriend today. (Congrats, kids!) Perhaps enraged that Fluke was not punished for her premarital sex having ways with eternal loneliness, Fox News slut Monica Crowley made what she thought was a funny joke at Fluke’s expense by tweeting: “To a man? ‘Sandra Fluke Announces Engagement’” More »

Let’s Stop Insulting People By Comparing Them To Sex Workers (And Sluts!)

Let's Stop Insulting People By Comparing Them To Sex Workers (And Sluts!)

As you almost definitely know by now, Rush Limbaugh made waves last week with his ridiculously absurd characterization of women who want their insurance to cover their birth control as sluts and prostitutes who should be obligated to film pornos for him. This prompted a lot of people to demonstrate the incorrectness of this statement; the #iamnotaslut tweets, for example. This is all well and good, but third wave feminist that I am, I wondered: what about the people who are whores or sluts? Where does that leave them? More »

Gallery: Check Out All These Slutty Halloween Costumes From The 1900s!

Gallery: Check Out All These Slutty Halloween Costumes From The 1900s!

As it’s Slut-O-Ween Week on The Gloss, I’ve been trawling the internet for slutty photos in the name of work. Finally, a purpose! In that process, I stumbled across this trove of National Geographic Halloween costumes from the 1900s. And I can’t get over what slutty sluts these ladies were.

Here I was thinking that dressing like a tramp in the name of costume tkt was a late 20th Century invention. But in actuality, people of the female persuasion were busy trying to distract men at parties long before Hugh Hefner put a furry tail on a corset and called some ho a “bunny.” More »

Why Prudes Have All The Fun

Why Prudes Have All The Fun

There’s an article up over on College Candy about how sluts have all the fun. What? Just because they look great in tank tops? No! They don’t even know what fun is. Prudes are having all the fun. Sluts do not have time for all the fun! And one day, prudes will have all the cats! All the cats! Here is why being a prude is the funnest. More »

Party Favors: Women & Sex

Party Favors: Women & Sex

Do women like sex? -DoubleX

Depressing: 70% of women would give up sex to keep their cellphones. -The Frisky

Cats: still gross. -The Hairpin

Author Rebecca Hale talks about her writing space. -ShelterPop

Naturally, there is a dating site for recent divorcees. -YourTango

Sluts have all the fun. …OR DO THEY?! -College Candy

Nars has a moody new collection. -Refinery29

Emma Stone and Olivia Wilde got some major beauty deals. -Styleite

This rock candy crescent necklace is pretty serious. -Styleite

Katie Holmes looked lovely in a midi. -The Budget Babe

So a big time brand is selling tacos now. -The High Low

Bethenny Frankel‘s “healthy diet secrets.” -Betty Confidential

“The psychology of hair.” -YouBeauty

Rachel Zoe gets in on the beauty campaign game. -Poshglam

What We Learned About Women From Our New Commenters

What We Learned About Women From Our New Commenters

So, we certainly made some new friends over the 4th of July weekend! We made s’mores with them – all kinds of s’mores – and hung out by the pool and capered through the vineyard wearing ribbon belts and oh, it was fun! It was just such fun!

Also, our site got a lot of new commenters! Largely on these three posts. And they taught us a lot about ourselves. Being with them was like going on a voyage of self-discovery, like the fantastic voyage, but inside our souls, with fewer arterial clots. So, thank you, new commenters. Thank you for helping us understand what it means to be a woman. This, incidentally, is what it means: More »