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Topic: Slutty Halloween Costumes
It’s that time of year… when the internet gets together and collectively discovers that cheap, tacky Halloween costume manufacturers indeed manufacture cheap, tacky Halloween costumes. Gird yourself for 1000 slideshows of sexy versions of regular things, counted down and up and to and fro. Did you know they make sexy Halloween costume versions of beloved childhood characters? Of eating disorders? Of unicorns? Well, I ask you: what if these costumes stirred something deep within you? What if they revealed a hidden aspect of your psyche?
This week’s Illustrated Guide is a kind of paraphrasing of Friedrich Nietszche: when you look into a cheap polyester mini and lucite heels… it looks into you. More
The first sexy version of a regular controversy this season involves, surprisingly, Ursula from Disney’s The Little Mermaid. More
There must be something in the slutty water! More
Slutty Halloween costumes are becoming sentient. More
Since I’m not the kind of girl who goes to the nearest big box Halloween store and grabs a “Slutty Campbell’s Soup Can” or “Slutty Actuary” or “Slutty Lyme Disease” costume, Halloween is a bit of a hassle for me (and, since truth is stranger/more obnoxious than fiction, that would be Slutty “Ana Rexia” pictured). Anyway, each year at Halloween More