CONGRATULATIONS VANESSA! TO YOU AND YOUR 10.2 PARTNERS!
(10.2 – does this qualify you for slut-congratulating? Is this a thing we can start? Slut congratulating? Okay, 10.2 is the minimum for congratulations. I am sure this is true because a male contributor to Cosmo magazine once said that if you have had more than 10 partners, you should lie about it, because otherwise your boyfriend will imagine you blowing an entire fraternity. Which seemed oddly specific! So, slut congratulations to all the 10-plus women. As for the rest of you, don’t worry. You’ll get there. One day. God willing.) More