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Red Carpet Rundown: Liveblogging The 2013 MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet

Red Carpet Rundown: Liveblogging The 2013 MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet

Earlier today, we told a friend we couldn’t hang out later because we’d be covering the 2013 MTV Movie Awards ceremony. “MTV Movie Awards?” she said, flabbergasted. “That’s still a thing?” And so it is, friends. So it is.

And so, this evening, we’re liveblogging the MTV Movie Awards red carpet. We’ll be updating with our wisecracks as fast as we can keep up with the photo databases, so: check back, refresh often and laugh with us.

Welcome to the world’s only awards ceremony with worse fashion than the Grammys. More »

Snooki Now In Possession Of Coveted “Post-Baby Bod” (Here’s How She Did It!)

Snooki Now In Possession Of Coveted "Post-Baby Bod" (Here's How She Did It!)

Would you look at that: a venal, self-obsessed fameball is on the cover of a magazine. We were wondering why we hadn’t seen Snooki around these parts–she must have been in hiding, diligently hitting the treadmill and eating small handfuls of nuts and celery this whole time (er, “running after her toddler,” we bet). We guess she couldn’t get a diet pill endorsement deal this go-round. More »

I Hate Myself For Definitely Missing Jersey Shore, So Let’s Take A Look Back At Its Best Contributions To Society

I Hate Myself For Definitely Missing Jersey Shore, So Let's Take A Look Back At Its Best Contributions To Society
Ugly hats
Jersey turnpiking
Some healthy-seeming couples
...and some not-so-healthy couples
The Bar Rafaeli shoot

I distinctly remember the first time I realized I might have bad taste in television. I was eating waffles and avocado in my apartment three years ago, trying to figure out what to watch online, when it suddenly occurred to me that I should jump on over to MTV.com and ruin my brain with societal no-gooders.

IT WAS AWESOME. More »

Kate Middleton Received Parenting Advice From A (Very Short, Very Strange) Source

Kate Middleton Received Parenting Advice From A (Very Short, Very Strange) Source

As we all know, the child of Will and Kate, a.k.a. the world’s almighty savior, is officially in utero. Flurries of media coverage have flooded the Internet, full of speculation, information and photos. And if there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that plenty of celebrities will want in on the action, attempting to gain headlines and air time by discussing somebody else’s pregnancy. More »

Vintage Mugshots Of Celebrities: Modern Day Famous People Imagined As Criminals In The 1920s

Vintage Mugshots Of Celebrities: Modern Day Famous People Imagined As Criminals In The 1920s
Lindsay Lohan
Amanda Bynes
Mel Gibson
Charlie Sheen
Hugh Grant

We all enjoy a good celebrity mugshot. Though David Bowie‘s is almost certainly the best (with hot young Frank Sinatra and Keith Richards‘ awesome hair right behind), we have a soft spot for modern classics like Paris Hilton‘s sly smirk. Anyway, there’s an excellent new Tumblr called Mugshot Doppelganger and the premise is celebrity mugshots smashed together with real vintage mushots from the 1920s. Since we love all kinds of doppelgangers and we really, really love vintage mugshots, we were sold. Here’s a few of our favorites. More »

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