It’s time once again for the greatest red carpet of all–no, not the Oscars, not the Met Gala, but the MTV Video Music Awards. And why is it the greatest? Because it replaces all the pomp and circumstance of those other red carpet spectacles with more shameless fameballing, astonishingly tacky minis, ridiculous costumes, novelty hats, ornamental canes and so forth–sometimes even capes! It’s the best of times, it is the worst of times.
This year, the ceremony’s in Brooklyn at the massive Barclay’s Center (above)–and the big draw is that almost-certainly-happening ‘NYSNC reunion. But even if they don’t break out the marionette strings, there will be plenty of other absurd outfits to enjoy.
We’ll be updating throughout the night as photos come in, so refresh early and refresh often. Tomorrow, we’ll round them up in (relatively) best and (definitively) worst lists. More
While we are glad that Aguilera can finally! be! happy! now that she’s noticeably thinner than she used to be, we are kind of bummed that her makeup continues to look like that. More
“I work out in the gym seven days a week. I go with my trainer five days a week, I have a treadmill downstairs or I do crunches. I try to do something at least once a day.” More
The women–season one’s pint-sized fire cracker Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and later-addition Deena Cortese–both Instagrammed selfies recently that prove they can finally be happy and feel whole. More
Wanna keep your man, ladies? Go on a diet. More
The Gloss has brought you a rather thorough dissection of the 2013 MTV Movie Awards red carpet: first, our commentary in realtime, second, our (best stab at a) best dressed list, third, our breakdown of the night’s best and worst beauty and now… the worst dressed at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards, which is really saying something. More
Last night, we brought you a live rundown of the MTV Movie Awards red carpet. This morning, we’re picking up the pieces–first, by sifting through all the looks to make a reasonable excuse for a best dressed list, now by picking through all the hair and makeup. Let’s do this. More
Earlier today, we told a friend we couldn’t hang out later because we’d be covering the 2013 MTV Movie Awards ceremony. “MTV Movie Awards?” she said, flabbergasted. “That’s still a thing?” And so it is, friends. So it is.
And so, this evening, we’re liveblogging the MTV Movie Awards red carpet. We’ll be updating with our wisecracks as fast as we can keep up with the photo databases, so: check back, refresh often and laugh with us.
Welcome to the world’s only awards ceremony with worse fashion than the Grammys. More
Would you look at that: a venal, self-obsessed fameball is on the cover of a magazine. We were wondering why we hadn’t seen Snooki around these parts–she must have been in hiding, diligently hitting the treadmill and eating small handfuls of nuts and celery this whole time (er, “running after her toddler,” we bet). We guess she couldn’t get a diet pill endorsement deal this go-round. More
Even if you have “yet to walk down the aisle,” should your marital status actually matter to people? More
I mean, Snooki‘s resolutions themselves aren’t that strange. It’s the order in which they occur that is strange. More
I distinctly remember the first time I realized I might have bad taste in television. I was eating waffles and avocado in my apartment three years ago, trying to figure out what to watch online, when it suddenly occurred to me that I should jump on over to MTV.com and ruin my brain with societal no-gooders.
IT WAS AWESOME. More
As we all know, the child of Will and Kate, a.k.a. the world’s almighty savior, is officially in utero. Flurries of media coverage have flooded the Internet, full of speculation, information and photos. And if there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that plenty of celebrities will want in on the action, attempting to gain headlines and air time by discussing somebody else’s pregnancy. More
As we all know, there is nothing more courageous than showing your hideous face in public without having slathered it in beauty products beforehand. More