Topic: Sofia Vergara

That One Time Chelsea Handler Tried To Pretend She’s Younger Than Sofia Vergara

That One Time Chelsea Handler Tried To Pretend She’s Younger Than Sofia Vergara

The inclination to lie about your age is a really odd one, I think. I can understand it on a basic level, because getting older can be a really scary thing if you haven’t come to terms with it, but I think eventually it will come back to bite you in the ass. Not because you’ll grow a long Pinocchio nose and be found out in front of all your friends or anything, although that would be humiliating. But because there may come an occasion in your life where you find yourself in the same room with Sofia Vergara. Let me explain. More »

Red Carpet Rundown: The Best Dressed At The 2013 Emmys

Red Carpet Rundown: The Best Dressed At The 2013 Emmys

Wow, last night’s Emmys ceremony was a tricky red carpet to judge. By which we mean, looks for the most part were your typical awards show turf (big, bold and boring) but the rest of them were interesting in all the wrong ways (weird bodices, strange appliquĂ©s, super exaggerated flounces) (but we’ll get to that)–leaving us with a somewhat motley crew of occasionally very beautiful winners, some of which are a little odd. Let’s take a look. More »