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Being a semi-famous actress has got to be weird. You suddenly have to talk about yourself frequently, to various members of the press (but only in a “cool,” “likeable” way), and designers are always sending you beautiful, expensive clothes that do not fit you. What the what? More
The CFDA Awards went down last night and the big winners were Proenza Schouler (womenswear designer of the year), Phillip Lim (accessories designer of the year) and Suno (Swarovski Award for Emerging Talent in Womenswear). Oh, and everyone who’s famous for their red carpet presence showed up too–Jessica Chastain, Rooney Mara, Kerry Washington and a whole slew of models.
Here’s what the very stylish and the very victimized wore to the so-called Oscars of fashion.
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This weekend saw the annual the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner in Washington, DC. The big news? Michelle Obama wore an uncharacteristically sexy Monique Lhuillier dress (unfortunately, no one seemed to get a decent photo of it).
However, they did get decent photos of attendees who walked the red carpet and, although we’re a day late, here’s what they wore… More
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Some kind of major sporting event occurred this weekend and celebrities came out of the woodwork for various sponsored parties. Apparently in observance of an event called the Super Bowl, a bunch of large companies threw lavish parties with expansive gifting suites, luring out the likes of Candice Swanepoel, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Olivia Munn, Hayden Panettiere, Ashley Greene and more in their tightest, brightest and shortest. More
The Screen Actors Guild Awards (SAG Awards if you’re nasty) are nigh. If you like actors congratulating actors for overcoming a bunch of stuff and being actors, then the SAG Awards are for you. And we, The Gloss, are bringing you the red carpet looks in real time(-ish).
As we did with the Golden Globes, we’ll be updating this post with all the pretty, pretty dresses (and hopefully lots of ugly ones) over the next couple hours. More
Sometimes, stars dye their hair and you think “oh, okay, Lindsay Lohan has died her hair yet again.” It doesn’t really make any difference as to whether or not you can recognize them. I mean, Lindsay Lohan dyes her hair every few weeks, so she is a particularly easy one, but I think that’s true of a good handful of stars. However, when I saw that this woman had dyed her hair, I had absolutely no idea who is was (though the appearance of the guy in the chair next to her is kind of a tip off). More
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Modern Family star Sofia Vergara endured one hell of a wardrobe malfunction last night at the 64th annual Primetime Emmy Awards. In fact, she encountered every red carpet attendees’ worst nighumare: the zipper on her Zuhair Murad dress split across her backside, revealing her thong. Most celebrities would run screaming to their limos to 1) fix the zipper, 2) murder their stylists in cold blood and 3) binge on a cube of cheese to chill out maybe, but not Vergara. More
Sofia Vergara has been shilling for Pepsi for quite some time now. More
The biggest red carpet event of the year–the 2012 Met Gala–happened last night to celebrate the 0pening of “Schiaparelli And Prada: Impossible Conversations.” Unsurprisingly, old school Prada muses (like Milla Jovovich and Angela Lindvall) came out of the woodwork. As for the fashion? Sparkly, sheer and extremely unflattering were the orders of the day.
…But! Ugly dresses were the least of their problems, because apparently every good makeup artist in New York was off for the night: lots of hair dye experimentations (we hardly recognized you, Jamie King and Jessica Stam), black lipstick (Lana Del Rey, Kate Bosworth, Camilla Belle), harsh brows (Kate Upton) and whatever happened to Mary-Kate Olsen. Look through the gallery and then we must discuss! More
![Sofia Vergara Goes Topless In GQ [NSFW]](http://www.thegloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/una_jessica_rabbit_viviente_832300366_900x614-140x100.jpg "Sofia Vergara Goes Topless In GQ [NSFW]")
I don’t speak Spanish, but I do know that the copywriters at GQ Mexico called Sofia Vergara “natural Viagra” (“un Viagra natural”) in this article and accompanying photo shoot. More
It’s kind of hard to notice details about pretty lingerie when it’s worn by someone like Sofia Vergara, because honestly, she is a little distracting. More
