Just don’t listen to “Hit ‘Em Up Style” while driving. You will wind up driving to your ex’s house and angrily confronting them for being so stupid. More
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You know what I love? All these articles all over the internet about great songs to hook up to. And I don’t love them for the reason you might believe: I love how awful some of their selections are. Sure, some are great. I think that The XX have some great sexy slow-down indie tunes and there are some classic Usher songs that make you want to fan yourself. More
Angry Asian Man, who brought the video into the blogosphere’s eyes, deems it “racist, yellow fever bullshit” and “possibly the worst song” he’s ever heard. After forcing myself to listen to the song, I have to admit: he is totally correct. Even without the insanely offensive lyrics, this would likely make my ears bleed. It possesses the musicality of the last squirt of sunscreen being shit out of a bottle. More
“I think there’s nothing more hopeful than hearing children’s voices in unison all together.” More
You have sung along to one of this girl’s father’s songs at some point. That is not an assumption based on your being a Gloss reader, that is just a fact, because it is true of nearly everyone. Fine. There is some slim possibility that you haven’t. But it would make you odd. More
HOLY SHIT SHE WAS LITERALLY LOBOTOMIZED. More
The contest for Worst Song in the World has a lot of entries. My own father, for example, holds that the shittiest song of all time is “A Horse with No Name” by America — a fine choice, I must say. Another contender is absolutely anything by The Eagles. But I’d like to make the argument that Jimmy Buffet’s “Margaritaville,” that late-seventies ditty about a descent into alcoholism during an extended Florida vacation, is the single most laughably terrible song ever to sully our airwaves. If you will, a lyrical analysis: More
I was torn between this and a little Ivor Novello, but ultimately Jill Sobule’s young hipness won me over. More
When I got married in June, my husband was in charge of one thing: our song. That was his project. It was one of the few things he seemed actually interested in, so I figured that I should let him … More
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