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Today on Sick, Sad World, Daily Mail reveals various techniques 4 women utilize to look thinner. Because the website’s policy is essentially “pics or it didn’t happen,” they included before and after photos of the women…in their underwear. More
Spanx shapewear is not for everyone. But it is probably the best thing for some of you people. Are you included? More
We see Photoshop everywhere: in magazines, on album artwork, in major fashion and beauty campaigns, on movie posters and even in our friends’ selfies on Facebook. But few places are more reliable for bottom of the barrel retouching than online stores: sometimes it’s just a few slices off the abdomen for slimming, sometimes the slicing and dicing results in irregular growths, sometimes the humanity is scrubbed away completely and sometimes people just be aliens. More
The one time I did wear Spanx, I had trouble breathing and spent the entire event repeating “I’m a human sausage” in my head. I think it was somebody’s Bar Mitzvah, so the whole sausage thing was really inappropriate. More
Also a line of “shaping” lounge wear. More
Get psyched, soccer moms. Sofia Vergara, master of the well-handled wardrobe malfunction, is adding a line of shapewear to her Kmart collection, and she promises it will be “fun and cute.” More
“The phrase ‘necessary evil’ says it all. They are painful and annoying, but at times, they are a must-have.”
Um, no. Necessary evil: cars, condoms, taxes. Unnecessary evil: shapewear that makes you feel like you’re being digested by an anaconda in a 1997 action-horror starring Jennifer Lopez and Ice Cube. More
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OK, before you get all crazy on me here, let me just say that I know that Spanx don’t break your ribs or cause permanent damage to your gastrointestinal organs. More
Shapewear — a convenient euphamism for “garments designed to compress women’s flesh and internal organs in order to align our bodies with conventional notions of beauty, not unlike what ladies once accomplished with corsets” — is a booming business, and no one knows that better than Sara Blakely, founder of Spanx. More
Remember when Adele went to the Grammys this year and fucking killed it? More
Beyonce-birther conspiracy theorists, ready your engines. More
Did you know your beloved tapered pants are slowly draining the life out of you like a sexy, slimming anaconda? It’s true; the Wall Street Journal said so. Furthermore, did you know there are loads of even worse things coming that will kill you even faster and more effectively? Trends are great like that, always trying to top each other. Here are ten articles of clothing (both currently popular, and coming in 2013) that will almost definitely inflict severe harm on that frail physical vessel you call a body. You’ve been warned. More