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15 Excellent Reasons Why You Should Never Wear Ed Hardy

15 Excellent Reasons Why You Should Never Wear Ed Hardy

It seems like every few weeks I see another reality television D-Lister or fratty D-bag in Ed Hardy merchandise. Every time I am absolutely shocked that the brand hasn’t snail-slimed into obscurity like its douchewear ancestor, Von Dutch. Instead, it has become a critical part More »

Gag Me With a Speidi

Gag Me With a Speidi

Could anything be less attractive than Spencer Pratt? Honestly — even without knowing what kind of (horrible, controlling, pube-faced) human being he is, he’s just so incredibly unappealing to look at. And this picture of him about to get kissed … More »

Speidi Are Still Obnoxious Fame Whores

Speidi Are Still Obnoxious Fame Whores

You have to be pretty pathetic and narcissistic to walk around all day with a copy of your nearly nude girlfriend on the cover of a magazine. I realize you two haven’t had much to do lately, but wouldn’t this … More »

I Had Just Sort Of Forgotten About Speidi

I Had Just Sort Of Forgotten About Speidi

I had finally repressed the last season of The Hills and Speidi‘s horrible display of whiny behavior on I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here but now…they’re back. Here is Heidi Montag at the Los Angeles Premiere of G.I. … More »

Speidi Looking No Worse, But Also No Better

Speidi Looking No Worse, But Also No Better

As much as I can’t stand these two blonde bobbleheads, there’s something almost precocious and endearing about newlyweds, Spencer and Heidi Pratt. With her big old fake lips and his painfully bad facial hair, they are a disaster of a … More »